2) Several times a day I stop and wonder what in the hell is going on.
3) I always suspect the unsuspected bystander.
4) I believe when anyone uses the word awesome it is a cry for help.
5) As a rule I believe in nonconformity.
6) I think the 70's was the greatest decade for movin' pictures.
7) I am often mocked by my own shadow.
8) I betray my feelings before they can betray me.
9) I use the mute button only in self defense.
10) Only music can soothe my savage breast.
11) Whenever someone calls me a smartass I get the feeling that it's not a compliment.
12) I believe that boredom is the father of invention.
13) I think everyone speaks with a funny accent.
14) I believe money can buy me love.
15) I wish I had some money.
16) I believe the only successful way to keep up with "the Jones's" is to change your name to Jones.
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