Breathing.
Sleeping.
Hitting people with my walker when they don't get the hell outta my way.
Nodamnbody. Too many people know me already.
I'll make ONE exception and that's for Nance. I'd like to meet that crazy woman! (I'll match you crazy for crazy, Nance!)
Give me that old rock 'n roll, baby.
And of course, "Until Dawn." That's Eric's, my older son's, fantastic heavy metal band - right over there in my "Friends".
My other kid is Adam, over there. (They HAVE to let me be their "Friend" - it's in the rules. Somebody's rules. I'm sure of it.
Brian, also over there, is one of my kids by choice. And I love him as much as if I'd spent 16 hours in labor with him - thank you, Brian - that you didn't force me to go through that - unlike your inconsiderate brothers! (I really wasn't threatening you with a knife the other night - I was just kidding! Really!)
And that's another of my kids by choice, Kevin other there. He's never given me a minute's trouble - unlike some others I could mention. Kevin's in the Navy and married to Emily, one of the sweetest, most beautiful women you ever want to meet. I love you, KEVIN and EMILY!
And Amanda over there, is Adam's girlfriend and I've come to know and love her very much! I don't know that she'd want to be considered one "my" kids though. That might seem wierd to her. But if she would, she's in. Amanda is very cool!
And yes, I know my profile says I don't want children. Like I have a choice - now? One or all of those guys and/or girls had better make their old mom rich and famous, that's all I'm saying.
Was this about music? Damn! Sorry!
It's all crap.
See movies - above.
Alright, I do like Life Swap and Super Nanny. OH! And I love City Confidential and American Justice and other true crime shows. And the news. The news puts me right to sleep. Better than Ambien.
I'll read anything.
What? I can't hear you.