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Sandy

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About Me


How the hell did I manage to end up on My Space? Oh yeah, I blame it on my sister, Teresa. (Sisters are SO handy to blame things on - especially little sisters!)

"All you have to do to leave comments for Jordan is to fill out a little form," she says. And then Ms. Nance sets up a MySpace account and I couldn't leave comments for her either. And I was VERY irritated - as usual! So I figured, 'what the hell' and so I fill out the little form and by gawd, I seem to have a My Space Account. I'm 153 years old and I'm over here with the teen-agers. Dear. God. Oh well, I'll play.

And no, that's NOT really my picture over there. (Happy, NOW, Eric? God forbid anybody thinks your MOM looks like THAT.) It's supposed to make you laugh though - now laugh, dammit! Don't make me come over there!

Even though that's not my photo, I AM old, grumpy and bitchy. And I LIKE it. You will too.

My Interests

Breathing.

Sleeping.

Hitting people with my walker when they don't get the hell outta my way.

I'd like to meet:


Nodamnbody. Too many people know me already.

I'll make ONE exception and that's for Nance. I'd like to meet that crazy woman! (I'll match you crazy for crazy, Nance!)

Music:

Give me that old rock 'n roll, baby.

And of course, "Until Dawn." That's Eric's, my older son's, fantastic heavy metal band - right over there in my "Friends".

My other kid is Adam, over there. (They HAVE to let me be their "Friend" - it's in the rules. Somebody's rules. I'm sure of it.

Brian, also over there, is one of my kids by choice. And I love him as much as if I'd spent 16 hours in labor with him - thank you, Brian - that you didn't force me to go through that - unlike your inconsiderate brothers! (I really wasn't threatening you with a knife the other night - I was just kidding! Really!)
And that's another of my kids by choice, Kevin other there. He's never given me a minute's trouble - unlike some others I could mention. Kevin's in the Navy and married to Emily, one of the sweetest, most beautiful women you ever want to meet. I love you, KEVIN and EMILY!

And Amanda over there, is Adam's girlfriend and I've come to know and love her very much! I don't know that she'd want to be considered one "my" kids though. That might seem wierd to her. But if she would, she's in. Amanda is very cool!

And yes, I know my profile says I don't want children. Like I have a choice - now? One or all of those guys and/or girls had better make their old mom rich and famous, that's all I'm saying.

Was this about music? Damn! Sorry!

Movies:

It's all crap.

Television:

See movies - above.

Alright, I do like Life Swap and Super Nanny. OH! And I love City Confidential and American Justice and other true crime shows. And the news. The news puts me right to sleep. Better than Ambien.

Books:

I'll read anything.

Heroes:

What? I can't hear you.

My Blog

Can't take the heat...

...so I ain't in the kitchen. Well, it's a lovely Sunday morning and I just don't know what I'm going to do with myself today.  Normally, I'd spend most of the morning cooking a nice, big dinn...
Posted by Sandy on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:21:00 PST

What the HELL is wrong with people?

That, right there, is my question for the day.  What the hell is wrong with people? People who do NOT think before they say or do something so incredibly (pick one) irritating, stupid, ridiculou...
Posted by Sandy on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:52:00 PST

Dear MySpace...I have a confession...

Yes, it's true.  Confession time.  I have not abandoned you, dear MySpace but I must be honest. I have found another blogging place.  It doesn't mean I don't love you - but I really thi...
Posted by Sandy on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:11:00 PST

I have not completely abandoned you, MySpace!

It's just that nothing much has been pissing me off this week.  I KNOW!  Amazing, isn't it? As a matter of fact, it wasn't a bad week.  I did meet with the surgeon and I like him.&nbs...
Posted by Sandy on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:30:00 PST

Happy 4th of July - What y'all doing?

Hope everyone is out having a terrific holiday today! I'm not too much for the big celebrations these days. Holidays just don't seem to be as happy as they used to be for me. But I did cook some burg...
Posted by Sandy on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:35:00 PST

Just call me dumbass

Have you ever done something so dadblame stupid you just wanted to kick your own ass?  The thought just occurred to me - is it even possible to kick your own butt?  I stood up and tried and...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 03:53:00 PST

Well, slap my butt and call me Fanny!

Boys and girls, I want to tell y'all - I cooked the best dangum pork chops, mashed potatoes, gravy, corn and biscuits today I've ever wrapped my lips around.   MY GOD!  It was scrumptious! ...
Posted by Sandy on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:51:00 PST

I thought we had this law on the books already!

Sure seems like this law is already on the books...not at MY job, of course...*snort*. WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which provides new benefits for many Americans. Th...
Posted by Sandy on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:52:00 PST

Well, I never!

Have you ever woke up (yes, I know the correct word is "awakened" - shut it) early on a Saturday morning and walked through your house thinking, "My GOD this place needs a good dusting and vacuuming!...
Posted by Sandy on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:28:00 PST

Moving along

Hello.  My name is Sandy and I've been in a bad mood for the last decade or so.  I have no idea if anybody actually reads this drivel - except my sisters (thank you two for leaving commen...
Posted by Sandy on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:40:00 PST