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About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: G rape J uice
Birthday: 12/9/1977 (post Elvis' death)
Birthplace: Grant Hospital, Lincoln Park
Current Location: On stolen wifi, somewhere in Chicago
How do you want to Die: I'm a ninja, so I need to die swallowing a folded up frisbee
Hair Color: Dark
Height: 5'7" which is median for the U.S. and gigantic for the Philippines
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Drunk like an Irishman, brown like I repreeesent P-town
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance sneaks
Your Weakness: Hot women with questionable "moral standards"
Your Fears: Pennies, they are the Devil's coin
Your Perfect Pizza: Tons of cheese sprinkled w/ a few Lactaid
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Surprise the medical "establishment" by claiming what is MINE!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF you dirty slut bag?
Thoughts First Waking Up: This IS my bed?
Your Best Physical Feature: A full compliment of teeth and a biteable butt
Your Bedtime: Midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: DEFINITELY 12/2/2006. WTF happened to my pants???
Pepsi or Coke: Coke - strictly thanks to my Pops
McDonalds or Burger King: Ironically it IS McD's. Thanks for letting me do NOTHING Clown Corp!!
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE, groups of people make me act super-retarded
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, black & strong & bitter as hell - like Condi Rice
Do you Smoke: Only when drunk beyond recognition
Do you Swear: Fuck you!
Do you Sing: Does karaoke count???
Do you Shower Daily: Summer - yes. Winter - NEXT QUESTION!
Have you Been in Love: I think
Do you want to go to College: Finished it. Semi-poorly but I finished it!
Do you want to get Married: If she's worth it, I'll definitely pop the ring on her before she figures it out!
Do you believe in yourself: Yes. To the point I don't care what others think!
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO. I'm usually drunk before the car starts moving.
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends who you ask. If I get to use my words, oh heck yeah!
Are you a Health Freak: As a gym rat, yes! Now, I just don't eat trans fats.
Do you get along with your Parents: One's dead and we did. My momz, I like to pick fights w/ her.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sound AND light show, w3rd!
Do you play an Instrument: My git-box. Some piano. Kazoo. Trumpet. Saxamaphone.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I don't drink. (Shut up asshole!)
In the past month have you Smoked: NO - AWESOME!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Jagermeister count??
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope, too close to Xmas right now.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Was just there!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I probably should.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sadly no, but maybe I can kill two birds @ once and go on a sushi date
In the past month have you been on Stage: No one wants to karaoke w/ me so NO!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, that was LAST birthday!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, there hasn't been a wedding recently
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just downloading off of Limewire which I think is stealing
Ever been Drunk: No, I know NO concept of being drunk.
Ever been called a Tease: Me?? PLEASE. I'll tell you EXACTLY what I'm thinking!!!!
Ever been Beaten up: Skinheads and a brick. Fun.
Ever Shoplifted: NO - stores are too heavy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dr. Preston Burke. A cardiothoracic surgeon, and black!
What country would you most like to Visit: France, to practice the USELESS French I know
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue to increase my chances of having a blue eyed Flip child
Favourite Hair Color: Red. If it's not, I'm clever enough to make you try it out!
Short or Long Hair: Long. Ya need something to pull!
Height: You must not have breasts @ eye-level!
Weight: Neat (ie - if you are "large" don't wear tight clothes)
Best Clothing Style: Little sweater, white button down, a lot of cleavage!
Number of Drugs I have taken: None, just secondhand smoke
Number of CDs I own: 2 dozen, last one I bought was in 2001.
Number of Piercings: I have all the holes I need right now.
Number of Tattoos: Many flesh colored ones, like the dragon on my back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ONE
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My Interests

If you don't know who Dr. Todd Quinlan is...aka - The Todd.See you Halloween!!!

I'd like to meet:

AS FAR AS RANDOM MYSPACE PEOPLE GO... JUST HER!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

See My Friends - Hairbangers Ball. Tom Jones. Whatever is in "Shuffle".

Movies:

Aliens. Fight Club. Aladdin. Blade (w3rd, all of them).

Television:

Family Guy, Scrubs, Simpsons

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk. --Best known for Fight Club.

Heroes:

People who understand me and are not scared.

My Blog

Is CRAZY a POSITIVE quality????

When all is quiet, that means all is well...and that means for pretty much EVERYONE I know!!!!!So if you are a blog reader, congrats, I am facetiously upset w/ you for NOT giving me blog fodder. I my...
Posted by Dr. Todd Quinlan on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:50:00 PST

Spoken OR Implied??????

I get 3 dozen hits to my blog when they go up, but I'm going to ask for your help this time. If you are keen to posting blog comments, then I don't need that much from you. If you are JUST a reader,...
Posted by Dr. Todd Quinlan on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:32:00 PST

PLAY MY PROFILE SONG (& a blog)

So yes, I'm probably "late to the party" in that Crossfade has been out for a couple of years, BUT their song "Cold" is probably the greatest song I could have written myself. (My close 2nd is "Time ...
Posted by Dr. Todd Quinlan on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:56:00 PST

Cry - find out if it's love!?

Okay so if she reads this or you know the story, then just skip this - OTHERWISE KEEP READING!!!!!There comes a time when it's okay to cry, even if you have testicles and consider yourself to have eno...
Posted by Dr. Todd Quinlan on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

Your PARENTS pick who you date?????

So I've made it my agenda to toss out as many strange or controversial opinions and topics as the purpose to my blog - even though it seems that for the most part, people are agreeing w/ me. &nbs...
Posted by Dr. Todd Quinlan on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST

First date ending "rules"

In an effort to make the end of any date less awkward, I thought I would offer up my "trafficking 'rules'" to the end of the 1st date. If you've been UNFORTUNATE enough to go out on a date w/ me...th...
Posted by Dr. Todd Quinlan on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:13:00 PST

NOT boys have a weenus, girls have a hooha

Not a whole lot to add, I was wondering if I was the only person who noticed this oddity/curiosity between men & women. A guy will go out on dates w/ a girl before he decides ...
Posted by Dr. Todd Quinlan on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:18:00 PST

Blog 1: "Date-YOU" vs. REAL-YOU

Blog 1: "Date-You" vs. REAL-YouSince I have no idea what purpose MY blog might serve, I thought I would proffer up to anyone who chooses to read it, everything that I know or have observed or learned ...
Posted by Dr. Todd Quinlan on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST