Yankees suck |
All of them. Steinbrenner (tries) to pay for championships, and look where it has gotten them. They had Randy Johnson, which he still kicks ass at his age. I'm glad Randy went back to the Diamondbacks...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:08:00 GMT |
I know exactly what kind of tree you're looking for! |
By giving me the shittiest description you can, over the phone, I can determine what kind of tree you are looking for. Even though there are several varieties of the specific tree you are looking for,...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:35:00 GMT |
i'm done |
CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIINNNNNNNN MMYYYYYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!
Posted by on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 21:18:00 GMT |
I <3 being used |
It's the best part of life :)
Posted by on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 21:47:00 GMT |
Up in flames: arson |
Wow what a fan-fuckin-tastic weekend. I've been involved with the law more than 3 times since Friday. So at around 11:30pm Sunday, I was watching a movie with my cousins, and all of a sudden I hear a...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:23:00 GMT |
Hummingbirds |
So at work today, we had a hummingbird enter our indoor checkout stands. He had been struggling to find a way out for a long time, so he finally flew down to the ground and lost all his energy. This h...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Aug 2005 01:38:00 GMT |
HAY GUYS, I HAVE COURT! |
I've got to go to court on June 15th as a witness to shop lifting. The guy I caught was being a dumbass and was stealing cigarette cartons from behind a counter at a local 711. Colin and I followed hi...
Posted by on Wed, 25 May 2005 19:06:00 GMT |
13 hour days suck ass(except for pay) |
Lots of cussing, because I am tired.
OMG, I am so tired. I have this new "supervisor", and he is a complete fuckstick. I'm working at that nursery again and am an assistant manager in the trees an...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Apr 2005 00:07:00 GMT |
Five in the morning |
Okay, so I decided to take a different route home from the dorm rooms. I'm coasting along, and I see a girl, walking in the street. So, I keep going down the road I was on, and decided to turn around ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Apr 2005 04:21:00 GMT |
50 Cent=Sellout |
50 Cent is a real asshole. He didn't want The Game to be in G-Unit anymore because Game didn't want to be apart of any of the Beef's 50 had with everyone. Only thing 50 Cent can do is ride on Ja Rules...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Mar 2005 01:28:00 GMT |
