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About Me

I am a BAMF!!!!! I love Seth Rogan. I dont ever know what i want, and, unforunately for many people, i dont really do group decisions. Those who know me know what i mean by that. I think weird shit is funny. I guess thats why I say and do weird things. I am anything but boring... I am the kind of person that you have to grow accustomed to in order to spend a substantial amount of time with. So its kind of like this: I am a very odd person. My personality, way of thinking, outlook on life and other things, the way I express myself, and the way I take things seem to be much different from how others do. I always read the back of the shampoo bottle in the shower. I am a huge perv...My bad. I am a random, sped-ish(no offense to the speds), spazztic space case at times. I have 17 piercings and i love them all! I like to promenade in the rain. I have this theory that I am actually half retarded. Old people smell funny. So do I. I am addicted to chapstick. I dont have an addictive personality. I am a hypocrite. If I had hallucinations the world would be so much more exciting. . .
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jelyn
Birthday: November 6, 1988
Birthplace: Egypt....uhhh okay acutally Waynesboro
Current Location: Ur Mom's Vaginal opening
Eye Color: my license says blue
Hair Color: a fake faded redishy orangy colour
Height: around 5 foot 4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German irish and English
The Shoes You Wore Today: These weirdo things with stars on them
Your Weakness: I have a heart
Your Fears: Ur face...ummmm actually Im a big pussy with kind of a lot of things
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra cheese with a side of pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I guess graduate....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hehe? or something
Thoughts First Waking Up: stop calling me
Your Best Physical Feature: My uvula DUH
Your Bedtime: 4ish or when i get sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: shit from when i was like...5
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither....Maybe BK....but those commerical fuck with me
Single or Group Dates: I have never group dated....so I dont know
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: okay
Chocolate or Vanilla: like ice cream?....yes please
Cappuccino or Coffee: fake cappuccino....like the sheetz stuff
Do you Smoke: fuck no
Do you Swear: ....no?...shutup its your fault
Do you Shower Daily: yes...actually im a huge smelly bitch so fuck off...
Have you Been in Love: maybe
Do you want to go to College: yesum
Do you want to get Married: of course
Do you belive in yourself: never
Do you get Motion Sickness: not that im aware
Do you think you are Attractive: of course not
Are you a Health Freak: neva
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad usually and my mo occasionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: to extreme amounts
Do you play an Instrument: I wish....I havent a talent
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a little
In the past month have you Smoked: a tidbit
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not really
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sort of
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no....but i did have a few double stuffed chocolate ones last mon. at heathers....double stuffed like your ass
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: gracefully with everyone watching
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a neurological researcher
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I guess green....or blue...maybe brown
Favourite Hair Color: like a brownish blondey red black thing goin on
Short or Long Hair: in between point 5 in. and point 5 feet i guess
Height: taller than me is good
Weight: heavier than me works fabulously
Best Clothing Style: whatever they like
Number of Drugs I have taken: okay
Number of CDs I own: somewhere around 150
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 0
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My Blog

front teeth

I cant remember who brought this to my attention....I think it was felicia or something.But recently i have been paying attention to front teethI now realize how true it really was.But front teeth are...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:45:00 GMT

Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSfFa44p96o
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:42:00 GMT

Epiphany

So I had a complete epiphany about myself the other day. I brought myself to understand what i really appear like to other people: I am completely socially awkward. Everything i do or say is like th...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:52:00 GMT

Every needs to know this!!! URGENT!!!!

Just to let you all know. I am a BAMF (bad ass mother fucker)! I can and will kick your ass if needed.
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Love

Sometimes your heart feels as though its contents will soon be spilled Youre overflowing, glowingcant stop smiling Your eyes well up from the overwhelming blissThe thought of them makes you weak And a...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 19:35:00 GMT

Emptiness

Sinking, Huge, Black hole.Everything is drainingleaving nothing remaining The heart is heavyand yet can feel nothing The eyes are driedyou cannot cryAnger is boiling up inside Youre on the brink ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 19:25:00 GMT

toget herness

Drugs one time walked up to me hand in hand and said, " Hey jelyn. I’ve got something to show you." I was confused and said, "welll okay Mister Lovely."And we then proceeded down fourth street i...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:56:00 GMT

random facts about me...sometimes

I have learned not to invest yourself in anyone. What I do know is that if there was a face making championship...I would win. I am what many would consider a "tree hugger"...although I am not vegan....
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:05:00 GMT

frustration.

I am frustrated. With everything. My relationships, my job, my thoughts, my activities, my feelings. Everything. None if it make sense anymore. I no longer understand why I do any of it. None of it is...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:29:00 GMT

doom in the world

  There has to be more to this world than what it seems. I am completely prepared for something more. The boundaries that we have been given in our world seem too constictive to be possible. In a...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:17:00 GMT