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About Me

I'm a complete cunt. I saw a women in a wheelchair at a comedy club. She had face paint on and ballons tied to her chair. The first thing i thought..........pimp my ride. I've been through my fair share of adventures, stealing rum in new york, shaving mates heads in barcelona, sleeping in a crack den in geneva, seeing phil shit on a car in london, dressing up as a pirate and crashing someones party in a paraletic state, convincing a friend he could run through a wall, and another that she was invisible.
I've recently found my mojo, i lost it after being chatted up by a women with a pissbag and a wonky leg(she looked normal!)
I am into stunts and acting. I am a credited actor, stunt performer and freerunner in nearly 100 pieces of exposure.

Out Takes From UrbanNinja
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FXW - To show that I'm not really that serious!
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Jump Britain Gym Scene ..

My Interests

SUMMER SHOWREEL. T.0.D.2006
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CHECK ME ON TOP GEAR
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Me and Lewis

Music:

fave songs: Panic at teh disco - i write sins not tragediesLinkin Park - In the End,cKy - 96 QBBFort Minor - Slip Out The Backfave artists: cKy, RATM, Jasmine Tabatabai, Daniel Powter(sp) Dj Shadow, DMX, OutKast, Eminem, Mike Shinoda, Linkin Park, PlantLife, Alkaline Trio, Diams and Sevish

Movies:

Top Hat, Blood and Chocolate, Breaking and entering, Alfie, Closer, 7seconds, Se7en, Donnie Darko, Dog Soldiers.

Heroes:

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless--like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can *flow* or it can *crash*! Be water, my friend.-- Bruce Lee

My Blog

Mum - one of us is leaving.

Dear Mummy When I was younger, you swore to protect me.But this poison world, Has begun to infect me.I cant understand, why my true love left me.Cant understand why Satan's way tempts me.I h...
Posted by Kerbie on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST

porphyria06

Do you still believe in love,coz I doThey say they'd die for youbut what if they had to choose?Well tonights the nightAnd you're gonna prove itHe's a fucking 9, babyYou better know how to use it.I don...
Posted by Kerbie on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:53:00 PST

Been Listening to TOO much PlanB - Thought I'd write this.

Deja Vu: She can't hide it No use tryin to disguise itIt's stuck now and shes too weak to fight itHer stomaches empty,But full of life inside it.She needs a cigaretteBut shakes too much...
Posted by Kerbie on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

If you're on this list - you're a cunt.

I've decided to write a blog about all the great people that put as down and make us mad, because they're the ones that make us better. Stil doesnt mean that they weren't cunts at the time. You are a ...
Posted by Kerbie on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:28:00 PST

Heaven - Last Emperor

In these last days of time As the earth spins fasterI often fantasize about life in the here-afterParadise, the afterlife, land of the pleasantI dream of how my life will be when I get to heavenI don'...
Posted by Kerbie on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST

Paedo Busting 2

Back By popular Demand, Peado busting part 2 The guys email is [email protected] please abuse sparingly. N.B I accidently deleted the original online chat so all i could post is my msn log...
Posted by Kerbie on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:35:00 PST

Reason why im single.

***** says: SO do you just fuck then?? Kerbie says: no i smoke cigarettes and drink beer too...
Posted by Kerbie on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST

PK 11 UPDATES

As we draw nearer to the big event, here are a few updates.....Tickets will start to be fired off on Tuesday 21st November and will be attached to participation forms that MUST be fille...
Posted by Kerbie on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

Casino Royale

As some of you know, I worked on Casino Royale last year. I got a sneak screening last week at the Odeon in Leicester Sq. So here's a cheeky lil write up that I wrote straight after seeing it: Wow!! T...
Posted by Kerbie on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:04:00 PST

Beer

Police are warning men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and cautious when offered a drink from a woman. Many females use a date drug called "Beer". The d...
Posted by Kerbie on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:59:00 PST