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GERBIL

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About Me

My name is Gerbil. My pamily (family) and priens (friends) call me Gerb. I live in New York City Schmow is my best friend. Schmow is a cat. I have a job pushing post-its. I make $5 a week. I love blouses, Fabio (He is THE MAN! I WILL BE yike (like) him when I am bigger). I am Seben (7) years old. I am orange and cute. I also talk. I am a talking gerbil. My pavorite Pood (favorite food) is any pood. What else? many ober (other) things but I will byog (blog)yater(later). Goodbye Pans (fans)!

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I'd like to meet:

FABIO! The BlockBuster Hamster, Diana Ross (her Pur (fur) is pwetty (pretty), John Basdow (Fitness Made Simple Man = he is #2 to FABIO). I lub (love) everyone!

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Weezie (Lizzy) tagged me dammit!

I got tagged in the tag game! Rules:1. Post the rules, before you post the facts.2. Start with 8 random facts/habits.3. People who are tagged need to write their own posts about their own 8facts and ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:51:00 GMT

Hello Pans (fans) fom (from) your Procurement Officer!!!!

Hello Pans (Fans)! It's been a while since I updated my byog (blog or bring your own gerbils- hahahah!) I got a promotion at work from push it poster to *drum wool (roll) peeze (please).....Procuremen...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:30:00 GMT

I am angee (angry)!

Hello Pans, I am angee!!!! (angry). I am not longer ayowed (allowed) to nap at work! Can you beeyieve (believe) it? I got in touble (trouble) because I missed the pirst (first) post it run this mornin...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:23:00 GMT

Pex (sex)

Hello pans (fans). Here is another byog (blog) por (for) you. I yearned (learned) about pex (sex) the ober (other) day. I was told that pex (sex) is when the boy puts his pee pee in the yadie's (ladie...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 13:55:00 GMT

Persday (Thursday) Pyocastination (procrastination)

Hello Pans (fans)! It's Persday (Thursday) and this gerbil is one tired wittle (little) man! Oimy will not let GERBIL take his perd (third) nap por (for) the day because she peels (feels) that it hamp...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 13:50:00 GMT

Copier machine Hero (from The Onion)

Only Guy Who Puts Paper In Copier Considers Himself A Hero August 14, 2006 | Issue 4233 BOSTONYou may not know him by name, but Eric Greeley is one of a new breed of Americans making a difference. Wh...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:14:00 GMT

Hello Pans! (Fans) This is a special note por (for) you

Hello pans (fans)! It's Gerbil! Ip (if) you are checking out my page on myspace, peeze (please) peel (feel) pee (free) to request a prien (friend) add from GERBIL! I lub (love) new pans (fans)! That i...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:14:00 GMT

I might be in twable (trouble)....

Hi pans (fans)! It's GERBIL with anober (another) installment por (for) my byog (blog). It's 11:44 am here and I don't know if I will yast (last) until the afternoon because I did something berry berr...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:52:00 GMT

Fyorida (Florida) is for GERBILS!!! Whoo hoo!

Hello Pans! (Fans) Here is yet anober (another) installation of GERBIL's byog (blog) for you to enjoy! I wanted to let you all know that I am going to Fyorida (Florida) por (for) the weekend por ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:02:00 GMT

Cinnamon and this GERBIL

Hello Pans (fans), Yast (last) night was rough! Oimy bought this cereal that is bery (very) tasty, but it is laced with cinnamon! Gerbil cannot hab (have) cinnamon! Gerbil knows this and ate a bowl an...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:27:00 GMT