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No one knows me, just look right through me and you'll be fine.

About Me

My name is Heather. I am probably the most awkward person you will ever meet. I am extremely paranoid. I want to be a cop when I grow up. I am single and intend to stay that way for quite awhile.Get to know me.

My Interests

My aim is thehinduninja89

Music:

Eartha Kitt, Peggy Lee, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Junkie XL, Mew, Feist, Gregory and the Hawk, Psyclon Nine, The Birthday Massacre, An Angle, Maserati, Datarock, Brand New, Moving Units, Wheatus, Prabhu Deva, Graham Coxon, Emily Hanes and the Soft Skeleton, Stefy, Silversun Pickups, Freezepop, Daler Mehndi, Hakim, Gogol Bordello, The Moldy Peaches, Shiny Toy Guns, Tegan and Sara, Twisted Sister, Dead or Alive, Sebastian Belle, Radiohead, Straylight Run, Flee the Seen, Armor for Sleep, AFI, M.I.A, Gwen Stefani, Usher, Ciara, Missy Elliot, Eminem, Linkin Park, I Am X-Ray, Hellogoodbye, The Hopefuls, The Arcade Fire, The Horrors, Cobra Starship, The Sounds, Senses Fail, The Academy Is.., Taking Back Sunday, Tone-Loc, Tokio Hotel, The Blood Brothers, Test Icicles, Muse, Howie Day, Peter Glam, Ladytron, Ima Robot, Zoe Keating, Fiona Apple, Imogen Heap, Flyleaf, Bodyrockers, Sugar Ray, Smash Mouth, Snow Patrol, Kiss Kiss, Rogue Wave, Facing the Plastic, Placebo, You Say Party! We Say Die!, The Postal Service, Death Cab For Cutie, Basshunter, Cascada, and anything else that's ever on my profile. :D

Movies:

Knocked Up, 300, Freedom Writer's Diaries, Hot Chick, Elf, Big Daddy, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, But I'm A Cheerleader, Ghost World, The Fountain, Harry Potter, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, 50 First Dates, Memoirs of A Geisha, Resident Evil, Monster

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Ugly Betty, Project Runway, South Park, Stargate: Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Degrassi: The Next Generation, SNL

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Cut, Thirsty, Speak, Perks of Being A Wallflower, Looking for Alaska, The Year of Secret Assignments, Twilight, Memoirs of A Geisha, One Hundred and One Ways, any Dragonlance book, Harry Potter series, The Chronicles of Narnia, Eight Million Gods and Demons, Like The Red Panda, You Don't Know Me, Lord of the Flies, Lord of the Rings, Witch Child, The Cinderella Rules, The Day My Butt Went Psycho, You Are So Cursed, Running With Scissors, Chill, and I can't think of the rest right now.

Heroes:

-My friends- -Barack Obama- -Lance Bass- -Adam Sandler-

My Blog

Senior schedule O-M-G

1st Quarterhour 1---sociology--seversonhour 2---english 12--berghour 3---algebra II--barthhour 4---astronomy--science 1 [lol wtf?]2nd Quarterhour 1---photo/video--leonhardthour 2---trafficsafetyed--is...
Posted by [machine] on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:33:00 PST

The GRE Vs. the Cattle Revolutionaries

I wrote a short story for my Creative Writing class a while back, and I would like to share it with you, the reader. I am quite proud of it, and I hope you enjoy it.There once a green rhinoceros named...
Posted by [machine] on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:19:00 PST

Pokemon

Pokemon Theme Song I wanna be the very bestlike no one ever wasTo catch them is my real testTo train them is my causeI will travel across the landsearching far and wideEach pokemon to understan...
Posted by [machine] on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:22:00 PST

OMGZZZ THE NUMA NUMA LYRICS!

Yeah so I have the lyrics to the Numa Numa song. Bask in my awesomeness bitches.   ..> Dragostea Din Tei (Phonetics) by O-Zone album: Dragostea Din Tei Lyrics (Phonetics) Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu...
Posted by [machine] on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST

mmm...my pathetic attempt at a song/poem

on the outside she seems caring and kind she wears the finest of lace moves with such grace almost as if she belongs to another place can it be? underneath that beautiful face a demented symphony abo...
Posted by [machine] on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:44:00 PST

rod stewart's pants

so i'm watching 80's videos..and rod stewart has crazy cool pants..they're really tight and they have vertical black and white stripes and i want them..badly....oh now the clash is on....they're live ...
Posted by [machine] on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:11:00 PST

stevie and bill

hey hey what's crackin? i'm just bored so i figured i'd post a random blog. i miss watching bill nye the science guy cuz he was amazingly awesome. and steve irwin..why is he dead? i mean...steve irwin...
Posted by [machine] on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:48:00 PST

poem..comment

i need you there to hug me when i'm cold to wipe my tears when i'm sad to love me when i fell unloved to heal me when i'm sick to bandage my wounds to mend my broken heart but most of all.. i nee...
Posted by [machine] on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 05:33:00 PST

fill it out or i will curse you!!!

1. I _____ Heather. 2. I want to _____Heather. 3. Heather. is _____. 4.Heather. and I are _____. 5. If I was alone in a room with Heather. we would probably _____. 6. I wish Heather. co...
Posted by [machine] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST