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John Cusack is the neo-Elvis

What in the Name of Andrew W.K. is going on here?

About Me

i'm josh. i live in blanchard. i work at the grocery store there. i also work at speeding bullet comics. i drive a brown car. i have a girlfriend. her name is tina. she kicks ass. i try to be a nice guy. i really like drawing. and comics. and music. and movies. and everything else that is in my interests box. i like blogging. it's mostly just me bitching about life. some are funny. some are mopey. some are weird. i really like drinking. i am pretty funny when i do that. what else? i'm a total nerd. and geek. and dork. and totally sexy. just kidding about that last one. i like eating fruit. and chips and salsa. and peanut butter sandwiches with a disturbing amount of peanut butter. i drink applesauce from the jar and milk from the carton. i don't go to college right now. gripe about that a lot. i laugh at laffy taffy jokes still. and also dirty jokes. and myself. i jog a lot. lately, i take a lot of cold showers. i live with my parents and sister. i am extremely unlucky. i also like yoga. it's fun. nothing really goes the way that i want it to. usually leads to some adventure and weird story that i tell to everyone. but at least i have a story to tell. okay that's a lot about me. one more thing i guess, make my funk the "P-funk"


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My Interests

drawing, comics, manga, anime, drinking, cartoons, movies, good music, concerts, finding fun in things, and finding the funny in things
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh Curliss
Birthday: April 3rd 1985
Birthplace: Some hospital in Oklahoma City
Current Location:
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1" when I stand up straight 5'10" the rest of the time.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Native American and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Caramel colored Doc Martins
Your Weakness: Beautiful women
Your Fears: tiger sharks and being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and mushrooms with extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting back into college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't do instant messager
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck, it's already Sunday?
Your Best Physical Feature: Not Sure
Your Bedtime: Eh, whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: What kinda question is that?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke with Jack
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm thinkin Arby's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla and Chocolate mixed
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Sometimes when I'm really drunk
Do you Swear: Like a fuckin sailor
Do you Sing: Very badly
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: Sure
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Maybe?
Do you belive in yourself: Not really
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm dead fuckin sexy
Are you a Health Freak: kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: when I'm inside watching them
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes i have, hell I drank a lot last night
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no not Oreos, but a lot of girlscout cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes, lots of times
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: young and with a goodlooking corpse
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Spider-man
What country would you most like to Visit: tie between France and Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I really like blue but am not picky
Favourite Hair Color: Don't matter
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: shorter than seven feet and taller than four, not that i have anything against giants or midgets or anything
Weight: i kinda like either thin or athletic chicks
Best Clothing Style: i have no business answering this question ever
Number of Drugs I have taken: just nicotine, alcohol and caffiene
Number of CDs I own: nearing 300
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing. hindsight's 20/20 but the past is past and it's never gonna be different until I invent a time machine and smack some sense into my dumbass.

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I'd like to meet:

people that identify with my sense of humor.

Music:

i like music that's good, which i feel that most people would probably agree or disagree with what i think is good. love blur, everything that dj dangermouse is involved in, ben folds, dropkick murphys, the killers, the new pornographers, phoenix, mos def, talib kwali, johnny cash, jack johnson, the mars volta, mc chris, to name a few.

Movies:

as far as my tastes in movies go, same as my music tastes, my top ten list of all time favorites goes as this: 1.high fidelity2.spider-man3.army of darkness4.better off dead5.clerks 26.dirty work7.mallrats8.ghostbusters9.blazing saddles10.the princess bride

Television:

not really a t.v. guy but i do watch a few shows. lost, it's always sunny in philadelphia, entourage, aqua teen hunger force, family guy, scrubs, and espn news.

Books:

comic books, filmaking books, manga, if chins could kill, and king dork. currently reading high fidelity by nick hornby.

Heroes:

vincent chase, meatwad, henry rollins, bruce campbell, frank reynolds, glenn quagmire, and captain america

My Blog

lazy sunday

it's sunday again! my usual blogging day. i want to blog but don't really have anything to say. so...i'll just ramble on about things and bore the piss outta ya. how's about that, huh? the store today...
Posted by John Cusack is the neo-Elvis on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:22:00 PST

should stop drinking a ton of whiskey every now and then

hung over. that's me this morning... man that was a dumb thing to do. went to a show at the opolis totally trashed again. think that i passed out again. i'm a moron. and now my head hurts. that last h...
Posted by John Cusack is the neo-Elvis on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST

i had a date

it went great.(felt sudden compulsion to rhyme.) not going to into details and specifics. just note that i had a really great time with an awesome girl. i kinda shyed up a bit. feel kinda dumb fo...
Posted by John Cusack is the neo-Elvis on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

i think that i might have insomnia

so yeah...got a laptop for my birthday a couple of weeks ago and just got the internet for it, like friday. it's kinda cool and really convient to have a computer in my room, by my drawing desk, so i ...
Posted by John Cusack is the neo-Elvis on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST

What in the Name of Andrew W.K. is going on here?-my new catchphrase

last night was fun. got off of work and slept til eight. then hung out with jimmy, cameron, drew, and carson. ate at not one, but two taco places in the span of two hours. first one, taco bell off lin...
Posted by John Cusack is the neo-Elvis on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:01:00 PST

eh, kinda down

the last couple of weeks have been kinda depressing. not all bad, just kinda sad. i mean my birthday was pretty cool i guess. just everything after has kinda sucked. my uncle ty, one of my best friend...
Posted by John Cusack is the neo-Elvis on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:43:00 PST

march is almost over

Wow. Nine days until my birthday! Awesome, I guess. Things have kinda slowed down for me lately. Lots of work, lots of drawing. Not much else. I stopped reading Marvel Comics, so my comic book stack h...
Posted by John Cusack is the neo-Elvis on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

haven't blogged in awhile, so what the hell.

What's up! A lot going on here. Just got back from Tulsa this morning. Got some work done on the comic strip, went out to eat some good Mexican, got a Tool ticket, and even got a new cell phone, it's ...
Posted by John Cusack is the neo-Elvis on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

MY HEAD IS FREEZING!!!!!

i did something dumb on sunday night. i cut off almost all of my hair. seriously, it's like the shortest it's been since i had a flattop in fifth grade. you know what i discovered? i have an odd shape...
Posted by John Cusack is the neo-Elvis on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:59:00 PST

You Luck Has Completely Changed Today!/New dating guidelines

Yep. That's the fortune that I got in my fortune cookie a couple of nights ago at Buffet King. So far nothing's happened or changed for this to be true. I wonder if it did though. Cause that kinda wor...
Posted by John Cusack is the neo-Elvis on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST