my twin Serena, Li'l Kim, Cheyenne Jackson, a toilet paper softness tester, Seth Gilliam, the writer of 'The Last Dragon', Valerie Cherish, Kelis, guys who can hold their liquor, Shirley Bassey, Jane Lynch, Chaka Khan's hairstylist, Pedro Almodovar, Paula Deen, someone who earns cash as a writer for a reality show, MC Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock, someone who can explain the twisted sense of irony for a 'destination' gay bar move into my building and then leave in 3 months...and of course, Aretha