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About Me

Let me tell you about myself. I eat fire, piss lightning,
and crap thunder. I stand ten stories tall and have
radioactive acid breath. My father was an elephant,
my mother was a crocodile, my grandfather was a gorilla,
and my other grandfather was a gorilla who had been
trained in Ninjutsu. I kill five men every day before
putting on my pants, which I do both legs at a time. I
bend steel with my testicles, bend it into chains that
I use to lasso tornados, which I then ride until
their spirits break and they become humble dust devils.
I also enjoy Death metal guitar and quiche.

My Interests

Music and boozing. I'm not particularly good at either but never mind. Oh and playing computer games, though i am quite good at that.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone worth my time. Probably not you.

Music:

The Abominale Iron Sloth Aeon Akercocke All Shall Perish Anaal Nathrakh At The Gates Athiest Autopsy Behemoth The Berzerker The Black Dahlia Murder Blind Spite Blood Red Throne Bolt Thrower Cannibal Corpse Carcass Cryptopsy Death Decapitated Deicide Down Dying Fetus Emperor Entombed Gojira Gorerotted Gorguts Hate Eternal Ishan Lacuna Coil Lamb Of God Machine Head Malevolent Creation Mastodon Meshuggah The Mighty Nimbus Morbid Angel Napalm Death Nile Obituary Opeth Pantera Pig Destroyer Reluctant To Speak Repulsion SikTh Slayer Soilent Green Strapping Young Lad Suffocation Tenacious D Upon Bitter Ground Vader Viking Skull ZyklonPlus Random 60's 70's and 80's crap from Cream, The Beatles and the who. Through to Queen,The Police, Sting, Depeche Mode, Flock of Seagulls.... its quite varied.

Movies:

Mostly Zombie Horror/Post apocalyptic type stuff. George A Romero....or the weird fantasy stylings of Guillermo del Toro

Television:

Top Gear, Family Guy and Futurama, American Dad, Sugar Rush, Farscape, Firefly, Bottom, Peep Show, Father Ted,Spaced, The Young Ones....etc.

Books:

Mostly Fantasy: Robin Hobb, Raymond E Feist, David Gemmel(RIP)....etc.

Heroes:

Bill Steer, Luke Kenny, Jeff Walker. you know, the one's everyone looks up to.

My Blog

Racism

White Pride...-You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK....But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger or Chink you call me a racist.-You s...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:52:00 PST

A letter to America...

Dear United States of America, Thankyou for the state of the world at the moment. You must be very pleased with yourselves. I like to think that during our stab at an empire we were more elegantly des...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:38:00 PST

Say No To Emo

Watch and be merry. Botters
Posted by Paul on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:23:00 PST

Why oh, fucking why?

Right the Wheel (Purple Lizard Whatever) You, most of you anyway, have at one time or another frequented this place i would assume? Correct? I shall continue then. My beef is this. Why the fuck do i h...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:25:00 PST