After being locked in a box for ten years my parents finally let me out. They then decided to cash in quick and sell me on the illegal people market in Austria ( yes there is a legal people market as well.) I was soon earning my trade as a hedi look alike up in the mountains, this only lasted about three weeks as the bloke who was hired to play grandad took a dislike to me wearing a dress and preceded to chase me down the mountain with a stick. ( I got away as he was old and slow)Portraying myself as an online mail order bride i soon had some loner freak pay for my flight home and after ditching him at the alter i was a free man, and where do free men go? usually somewhere nice and hot, i chose Farnham.I now spend my days teaching teachers to teach teaching and i also enjoy collecting fish
My Interests
Music:
To much to list, Music is my drug of choice and i hope to overdose by the age of 30.
