I waste all your hard earned taxes on Drugs and Booze and theres nothing you can do about it!!!
"alright Matt, what have you been up to today...?"
"Ah ... i see ......."
one day there will be an emoticon for everything and i will never need to speak again... I long for this day....
^^^ Prodigy - Breath ^^^
^^^ Nine Inch Nails - March of the pigs ^^^
I enjoy some things at times... these are....
Music mainly rock, metal and industrial
Going out with friends
Having a few drinks
Smoking a little dope
Going to gigs
Reading festival (when its not shit)
Goat herding
Leading masses at my private church
Talkin about salad
And thats about it i guess...
Oh yea... i looked at my profile with internet explorer and it doesnt look right... everyone download and use mozilla firefox.... go on.... GO!!!
N.B.
Any person introducing a dog to the premises shall be liable to a fine of £5. Any animal leading a blind person/s shall be deemed to be a cat.
The man who wrote the bible...
hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh dear....
But seeing as though hes dead (at least i hope so), i'd quite like to meet and have a smoke with Devin Townsend, Bill Bailey and Trevor McDonald...
It would be interesting...
Stuff that sounds like.....
Strapping Young Lad
Bile
Meshuggah
Grimfist
Behemoth
The Kovenant
Akercocke
Madder Mortem
Zensor
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Dillenger Escape Plan
Nirvana
Him
Cypress Hill
Dimmu Borgir
Brand New
CombiChrist
Billy Talent
We Should Die
Divinity Destroyed
Lamb Of God
Cult of Luna
Blood Bath
Nine Inch Nails
and other bands i guess ive forgotten.....
Really they dont have to be bands... Some wind and static with shouting over the top is fine.....
Some links for you...
Enjoy...
Donnie Darko
Romper Stomer
Troy
Die Hard
Scarface
28 Days Later
All of these are pretty good...
... I miss good films.
The Fast Show
Black Books
Spaced
The Day Today
Brass Eye
Big Train
Stuff like that... most things by Simon Pegg or Dylan Moran are pretty good... Documentaries are good too...
Other than that i like music videos.... Good ones anyway...
Not the biggest fan of books, its hard for me to find ones i like.
The one Zaki lent me was good (Iain Banks, Complicity) and the one i hollowed out and used as a stash was also quite good too...
Jed Simon!
Trent Reznor
Mustis
Masson
Dom
Or anyone who buys me some juice...
I cant be fucked to do anything else with this page!