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Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' Bill MaherCheck it: my new bizzand Lou Black! http://www.myspace.com/loublack you can still find my tunes at www.myspace.com/justintrawick

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julia barton is my hero

and these are her new lambs....mmm veally. http://hopespringsfarm.org/id26.html
Posted by bonifer on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:10:00 PST

Dance too much booty in the pants

Goodday darling readers, I promised to update this more frequently, well I lied, a little. Times are busy in the Fish world, fishy luncheons, fishy fundraisers, and fishy lobbying. Sport wise, ...
Posted by bonifer on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:48:00 PST

Check out this event: Knitting Factory NYC 9/24! Sat!

Hosted By: Justin TrawickWhen: Saturday Sep 24, 2005 at 8:00 PMWhere: Knitting Factory74 Leonard Street New York, NY 10013USDescription: Justin Trawick Click Here To View Event...
Posted by bonifer on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:10:00 PST

Come one, Come all, Come Often...

... to the Old Town Theater on King Street in Alexandria, Saturday Sept 17th. Show starts at 10:00 with Daniel Lee (who rocks pretty substantially) his site is at: http://www.daniell...
Posted by bonifer on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 08:06:00 PST

Live on the Radio Sunday!

SUNDAY 9/11!!! Justin Trawick w/ Jennifer Johnson and Bob Roche will perform LIVE on the Internet and radio on the Third Rail radio show at WMUC University of Maryland! We are the second b...
Posted by bonifer on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 09:18:00 PST

Sept 24th Knitting Factory NYC/DC

Dear Friends/Self, Hope all is well! Reminder: Come check us out if you're in the NYC area on Sept 24th at the Knitting Factory - should be an excellent show! And a grrreat opportunity to see m...
Posted by bonifer on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:47:00 PST

up-dizzle

blog is the new _____________. Realized I should document my life so I have a means to remember what happens day to day.... Let us flash back to last saturday - brunch at the Tune Inn, Capital Hill'...
Posted by bonifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

as I brush my teeth

day whatta day chaste molly woke up early 34 bus coffee coffee NOAA mustashecrats in the office toupe louis ecosystem based management baby conference call surprise visit smoothie, seeds...
Posted by bonifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so in love

baby child rest awhile, you riddle my emotion.
Posted by bonifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bone-chance

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didnt learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didnt learn a little, at least we didnt get sick, and if we got sick, at least we di...
Posted by bonifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST