I'm 26, I'm f*cking gorgeous and I'm great at everything.
I'm so great I'm almost jealous of myself.
I sometimes wake up in the morning and it hurts because I'm so fantastic, ow.
My Interests
Gymnastics, snowboarding, surfing, eating crisps.
I'd like to meet:
Johnny Knoxville - so I could staple his ass and shoot him with a bb gun.
Gillian McKeith - for the same reasons.
