Hey, I'm Jessica and I’m a complete ham =P
I love to act a fool, sing random ass songs, be loud and have fun!
I'm a very determined person and i work hard for the things i want.
I love my family more than anything, I have the most awesome friends EVER, and an insane dog called Sophie
(she performs lude sex acts on pillows =P)
For the past few years I’ve been studying Animal Behaviour and Welfare and I'm loving it. I was accepted into uni in Sept 06, god only knows why but I was made up none the less, and have come far since then. I’ve met some great people along the way and made a group of amazing friends to add to my already expanding possy of fucktards - Love you guys! =P
* White Chocolate - an addiction i refuse to give up.
* Animals - from bacteria to blue whales, they fascinate me.
* Dinosaurs - i have a rather strange obsession =P
* Laughing - i love it when you laugh so hard your stomach aches.
* Music - singing into a hairbrush can cure almost anything!
* Peircing's - at this point i have thirteen.
* Tattoo's - i have three and am planning a few more.
* Movies - action, romance, comedys, as long as theres a good storyline.
* Books - fictions, autobiographies, and once in while a good pop up! =D
* Jewellery - im attracted to sparkly things and love white gold.
* Disney Films - its disney man, whats left to say!
* Sleep - i ADORE my sleep!! wake me up and i swear your risking a good ankle bite!!
* Randomness - random people are awesome! I love talking shit and pretending i know everything about fuckall!
* Trucks - i love big trucks! Dunno why but i think they've got so much attitude. My absolute favourite - a truck I WILL own one day.... Mitsubishi Warrior, MMM yes please!
* Teddies - i collect them. Call it sad or cute or whatever, but ive got enough to fill a small country!
* Swearing - i love name calling and dirty language. Thank me now, when im done, obscene behaviour will be much more accepted in todays society. Got that you Reject Loser Shitfuck! =P
* Stupidity - i act like an arse 80% of my day...the other 20% im asleep. I kid you not, i've got about as much common sense as a tin of fucking spam!
* Sarcasm - its good for the soul, and it pisses most people off, altogether a win win situation! =D
* Insects - even lady bugs and butterfly's, they freak the shit outa me. I love animals but im happy to squish every bug i see! Unless their really big in which case i'll just cry and run away!
* Needles - piercings and tattoos aside, im not a fan. Especially in a whole surgical 'im gonna stab you' kinda way.
* The Dark - its stupid and juvenile but i cant help it. Im scared of freaky shadows and of course the fact that i cant fucking see anything!
* Horror Films - im a wuss, i'll watch them if i have to, but ill be hiding behind a cushion the whole bloody time.