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Header Banner Made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!..HELLOO.. WELCUM TO MA PRINCESS WORLD.. YASHH.. IM A PRINCESS..ME ME ME.. ALL U ODA GURLS TRYNA CLAIM TO B PRINCESS' R SLIPPIN.. COZZ I GOT A TIARA ..ACUPLAHH FINGS U GOTAA KNOW ABOUTTTT JOJO...*1* Like i sed im a princess*2* hate people tryna take me 4 a fool..


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*3* i like animalsss.. cute wunz.. so no cruelty to animals


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*4* perverts on road drive me fuckin crazy..they shud all die or go home to der wives and 63462 kids KMT


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*6* i go to da gym to avoid lukin like this


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*8* if u knoo me den u kno im in loVeeee wid da fat sainsburys cookies.. not da cheap wunzz aldoh sumtimess dis broke princess as to buy dem.. am talkin about sainsburys taste da difference choc chip wunz.. mm..*9* i loveee pink! n *10* i love my brother.. bof go togeda coz i duno which 1 i love more :P n u can c ow muchh i like boff in dis piccyy ( n ma hubby all ova da rooom)SURVEYSS ABOUT DIS PRINCESSS 4 ALL U STALKERS WHO WANT TO KNO DA INS N OUTS LOL ENJOY
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: *princess
Date of Birth: *15/12/89
Birthplace: *madeira
Current Location: *ma bedroom
Eye Color: *light brown/caramel
Hair Color: *brown.red.blonde lol bit ov everyfin really
Height: *short(ish)
Heritage: *pork n cheese
Piercings: *8
Tattoos: *1.. ma pawprints
Favourite:
Band/Singer: *2 many..luv latif tho
Song: *marques houston- grass is greener n loads more
Movie: *cruel intentions
Disney Movie: *nemo duh n cinderella
TV show: *lost n watchin dat jeremy kyle bre shout at ppl on da show lol
Color: *pinkkkkkkkkk
Food: *sainsburys cookies.
Pizza topping: *mine n davids sicillian frm da arab pizza place
Ice-Cream Flavor: *vanillla
Drink (alcoholic): *sambuca/pisang ambon
Soda: *coke/lilt..
Store: *anywher wid my cookies lol
Clothing Brand: *anyfin short enuf lol
Shoe Brand: *anywher wid dolly shoes n stiletos
Season: *summmmmer
Month: *december
Holiday/Festival: *xmas
Flower: *rose
Make-Up Item: *eyeliner,lipgloss,blusher. 3 =P
Board game: monopoly
This or That
Sunny or rainy: *sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: *vanilla
Fruit or veggie: *fruit..passion fruits n mangos r sex
Night or day: *night altho im scared ov da dark lol
Sour or sweet: *sweeeeeeet
Love or money: *lurve
Phone or in person: *in person
Looks or personality: *both :P
Coffee or tea: *cofeee (bica lol)
Hot or cold: *hottt
Your:
Goal for this year: *pass ma examsss to go uni nx year wid muh bby
Most missed memory: *david.. es been gone 50 mins
Best physical feature: *lips..boobs..thighs.. i duno.. diff pl tell me diff fings
First thought waking up: *whers ma fone to c if ma bby has txt/called
Hypothetical personality disorder: *jelous bitch
Preferred type of plastic surgery: *im not barbie.. im a princess
Sesame street alter ego: *big birdd
Fairytale alter ego: *cinderlla
Most stupid remark: *cnt rememberr.. arr.. i say stupid shit 24-7
Worst crime: * cnt say
Greatest ambition: *just b happy
Greatest fear: *loosin da person i love
Darkest secret: *y wud i put dat on myspace?
Favorite subject: *sex ed :D was da only fun fing i eva learnt in skul
Strangest received gift: *cnt finkk
Worst habit: *bitin ma nails.. dats y we gurls pay so much 4 fakee wunz
Do You:
Smoke: *yup
Drink: *yes.. dis is me
Curse: *all da time
Shower daily: *yes yes.. liek ma bathsss
Like thunderstorms: *yer der sexiful
Dance in the rain: *am usually tryna hurry home
Sing: *wen i wana
Play an instrument: *i can play da triangle =) DING DING DING
Get along with your parents: *at times
Wish on stars: *i have acuplah times
Believe in fate: *yes
Believe in love at first sight: *not sure bout love.. bt u can tell if ders sumin special der..
Can You:
Drive: *wen am drunk wid stiletos at 5am yes
Sew: *used to wen i was little
Cook: *yes.I COOKED TODAY FOR SUM1 N SUM1 WANTED TO GET TAKEAWAYY KMT
Speak another language: *yuppp im nt english
Dance: *ow yes yes yes
Sing: *yash i will sing till da cows cum home lol
Touch your nose with your tongue: *no i wishh
Whistle: *yess like a pervert
Curl your tongue: *yupioz
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: *about 345965 times lol
Been Stoned/High: *yash..gud times n bad.. loosin nearly 10 zoots on vauxhall bridge was bad.. OMGG wifey.. da candlee in da cup loool
Eaten Sushi: *yess..yo shusii
Been in Love: *i am
Skipped school: *yes 4 love :) n burger saucee mm
Made prank calls: *yashhh
Sent someone a love letter: *not sent.. gave wun to ma bby wen i was up till 5am w8in 4 him to cum get me
Stolen something: *lol yee..me n da wifey xmas shoppin lol
Cried yourself to sleep: *yup
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? *man eatin whores =)/liars
Are you right or left handed? *right
What is your bedtime? *wenevah am sleeeeepy bout 2/3
Name three things you can't live without: *ma fone.ma fags.ma baby
What is the color of your room? *cream bt jus pinkifieddddd
Do you have any siblings? *ma baby broooo
Do you have any pets? *pooochi lol
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? *id kill dem 4 free.jus da oda day i was sayin ow id line dem all up..
What is you middle name? sousa
What are you nicknames? jojo.J.ojoj to oscar lol.pituka to my bby.hojo lol to ma hoes.princesssssssssssssssssssss.
Are you for or against gay marriage? *luv gay ppl der funny.not lezbos.ma lezo neighbour use dto beat up her little gurl.lezbos frighten me
What are your thoughts ..ion? *takin away a life.dats a baby dat u will grow2 love.n i no ppl regret it bt i can undastand y sum ppl may choose to go thru wid it
Do you have a crush on anyone? * yes my baby
Are you afraid of the dark? *yessssss
How do you want to die? *quietly in bed lol
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? *like 2
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? *definately
What is the last law you’ve broken? *erm throw a fag butt on da floor
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: *brown
Eye color: *brown but a sexyyyyy brown or grey
Height *taller den me
Weight *tonnnneddddddd
Most important physical feature: *arms.. to hold me :)
Biggest turn-off *bad teeeeeeeth
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You Are 72% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?*im probably da greatest person u will evah meet becoz im a prnicess.. but i can b da biggest bitch for every reason unda da sun.. im a gurl.. cant blame me .. but i have been told im a bitch.. n am proud :) am only a bitch to people who deserve itbt dnt worry im not all meann.. jojo iz a nice *unique* person.. n da people dat am close to kno dat i wud do anyfin 4 a frend.. cant stand to see people upset or hurt becoz we've all been der n we kno wut it feels like.. da people i love mean da world to me..

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[.x. NON WASTED PPL.. HAVE HAD ENUF OF DEM .. I KNO WHO MA REAL BREDRINS R ..NUFIN MORE IMPORTANT TO ME.. FAMILY IS IMPORTANT BT U HAV FRENDS DAT R JUS ABOUT UR FAMILY.. U KNO DEM ONES AT UR HOUSE EATIN UR FOOD 24-7, MA TRU FRENDS MEAN ALOT TO ME.. NOT DA BACSTABBERS.. HOLD TYT ALL OF DEM THO :) DATS GNA GET U FAR IN LIFE.. ANYWAY YER JUS BEIN WID MA BREDRINS .X][.x. IVE CUM ACROSS ALOT OF SNAKES IN MA LIFE.. I DONT NEED U LOT..AM STIL STANDIN ERE N WUT U LOT DUIN WID UR LIVES..U MEAN NUFFIN TO ME.. I CARE USED 2.. SHIT WILL NEVER GET BK TO NORMAL WID ME N U PPL.. LET DIS B A WARNIN TO EVERY1.. U GET MA TRUST ONCE.. U LOOSE IT .. U AINT GETIN IT BK.. n while im on da angryy flex lol.. hataz aernt welcum..click da [x] n bounce.. internet beef is pointless n im not onah hype..

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