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tia

Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!

About Me

As the once great, Ben Cattanack, Cattas, Ken or more recently 'Box' said, "Who cares, really. It's all superfluous bullshit anyway :)" Where do I begin..?
.. I work as a personal assistant for a pharmaceutical company by day and I am a waitress by night.
Some would say that I'm a tad 'nutty'.
I pride myself on spelling words correctly.
I was constantly teased from kindergarten
through to grade 2 because
I have a 'funny' first name
which somewhat resembles a disturbing bodily function.
I was once tied to a tree for a whole day.
When I was 15, I took 2 weeks off school to watch Felicity.
.. If you'd like to know more about me, just ask :)
Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™NYE 2007: Worst night ever, as you can see
(copious amounts of sarcasm in use).
add this sexual hunk of manliness:
http://www.myspace.com/harry_pantelios
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ALUMBRA, APRIL...THE LAST DAYS (oh, how i miss you):

My Interests

My 20th birthday! (warning: some VERY ugly photos enclosed)my second party!some random arse shots...Feb./March '07"St Kilda Sea Baths, Feb. 2007P.A Christmas party @ baroq...oh what a nightByron Bay- 2006:
(O.K. i know some of them are pretty average, but i'm only human.)Oh! and please forgive a couple of those 'myspace poses'.
I figure if i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna do it properly :)

I'd like to meet:

The sexiest man who ever lived!
(Borat, of course)

Music:

right now i'm going through my reoccurring 'trip hop' faze, but seriously...anything...including chinese opera.

Movies:

malina, smokin' aces,the lost boys, beverly hills cop 1, 2 and 3, night at the roxbury, bio-dome, mallrats, meatballs 1,2,3 and 4, the pianist, scent of a woman, the secret garden, blood diamond, anything adam sandler, point break, coming to america, analyse this, analyse that, true lies, romeo + juliet, closer,anchorman, anything eddie murphey, the saint, billy elliot (mainly the last scene...there's just something about a tall man pretending to be a swan), unfaithful, desperado, meet the parents, blank cheque (don't ask), 50 first dates, billy madison, blank cheque, encino man, bio-dome, the thomas crown affair, moulin rouge, the holiday, love actually, zorro, carmen, narnia, all the harry potters, 40 year old virgin, old school "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...", little miss sunshine and the list goes on...

Television:

entourage, male waterpolo matches, boston legal, seinfield, fresh prince of belair, black books, da ali g show, felicity, family guy, grey's anatomy, scrubs, american dad, futurama, weird science (back in the day), anything on late night sbs, thank god you're here, yasmine's getting married! (why did they axe that show?), trap door, iron chef, america's most wanted, documentaries with bones/animals/ten foot long breasts and neck rings, E! channel, entertainment tonight, oprah (mainly the episode's where she gives away houses to the less-fortunate) and blooper shows.

Books:

harry potter, anything shakespeare or chaucer, the da vinci code, memoirs of a geisha, greek cooking books (i like the pretty pictures), rude calender's, non-fiction byzantine era related books, my brother's monthly FHM, weird photography books with many close-ups of eyes and park benches, bullshit books on how to tone your buttocks, interesting psychological retail magazines and books about pharoes.

Heroes:


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My Blog

An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away!

"Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hou...
Posted by tia on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST