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Brigette

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About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ned Kelly (in a good mood). God (in a good mood, if I'm dead). Someone with lasagne and Bailey's Irish Cream who doesn't want it.

My Blog

Dear Mr Bill Gates

Dear Mr Gates A light portable laptop, disposable, biodegradable, disguised as a pizza box. This is where I reckon the market is heading. x Brigette  
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:32:00 GMT

Dishes

I do not want to do the dishes so I am posting lots of important entries in my blog. Note.  Have categorized this blog under "LIFE" as there is no categories for "DISHES".  This was not an e...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:17:00 GMT

Oooh look, I’m 40.

Woo!  My profile says I am forty!  Yay. Sing this song, "I am ... cuter than you.  I am ... the best looking person in the world.  I am ... older and smarter than you." And pretend...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:13:00 GMT

Sleep is important.

My husband fantasises about sex.  I fantasise about sleep.  I have this wonderful fantasy of going on a LUXURY SLEEP HOLIDAY.  A brochure with gorgeous people SLEEPING in glorious locat...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:03:00 GMT

I look like a serial killer.

I do.  In all my photos.  Go look.  I think I am the reincarnation of Lizzy Borden.  She had random pointy eyes too.  And not nearly enough make-up.  Look her up.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:59:00 GMT

Putting off putting out

My darling did the dishes this morning. This means I can't say I'm busy when he comes home for his morning shag.
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 15:50:00 GMT

The essential components of life

All of life is made up of three components. Shite, vomite and porridge.The porridge element is necessary for fusing your hair together in clumps which can only be eliminated with scissors.The vomite ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 15:24:00 GMT

Lisa Robertson is my HERO.

"It was worth it!" That's what airline attendant, Lisa Robertson, ALLEGEDLY said after emerging from a toilet post-shag with Ralph Fiennes. Go Lisa!  There is a woman with PRIORITIES.  Here ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:55:00 GMT

Aw ... I should not say such bad things about hairdressers

I repented yesterday.  And returned to my regular hairdresser who I had so foolishly spurned for another.  I never meant to foolishly spurn her.  It's just that there's never any spare ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:59:00 GMT

The Crap Incident

This morning I woke up to a bedroom smeared with crap.  LEARN THIS LESSON IFNOTHING ELSE.  This is the punishment you get for TRYING ("trying" - yes, God ISlaughing at you) to sleep in. ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 18:30:00 GMT