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Kati Woodencloak

'Whether it is favorable or unfavorable, we will obey the LORD our God...' Jer. 42:6

About Me

Welcome
To A Wee Bit Of
♥ Katibeth's Brilliance ♥
Enjoy.You can call me Katibeth. I am a bit exentric. People most commonly ask if I am a minister, have done movies, or am wearing contact lenses. You may feel free to ask either of those questions."My life might have been passed in ease and luxury; but I preferred glory to every enticement that wealth placed in my path. My courage and my resolution is firm; but my hopes fluctuate, and my spirits are often depressed. I am about to proceed on a long and difficult voyage, the emergencies of which will demand all my fortitude: I am required not only to raise the spirits of others, but sometimes to sustain my own, when theirs are failing. Yet do not suppose, because I complain a little, that I am wavering in my resolutions. I cannot describe to you my sensations on the near prospect of my undertaking. It is impossible to communicate to you a conception of the trembling sensation, half pleasurable and half fearful, with which I am preparing to depart. My swelling heart involuntarily pours itself out thus. But I must finish." -Frankenstein"It's no good worrying about tomorrow. It probably won't come." -Frodo Baggins"Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here, to the castle beyond the Goblin City, to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. You have no power over me." -Labyrinth
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Katibeth
Birthday: July 3, 1986
Birthplace: Goshen, NY
Current Location: My Cathartic Castle, Georgia
Eye Color: Magnanamous Blue
Hair Color: Changes Often
Height: 5' 0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I prefer both, actually.
Your Heritage: Scottish, Irish, German, Duch and Cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: I'm a barefoot kind of girl.
Your Weakness: My sinful nature.
Your Fears: Octopi, and the Loch Ness monster.
Your Perfect Pizza: Would be eaten on a boat sailing over the Marianna Trench.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: It's a secret!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really use IMs anymore.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Are about whatever I was just dreaming.
Your Best Physical Feature: My brain.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like it.
Your Most Missed Memory: What? I'm missing Memories? *Looks for them.*
Pepsi or Coke: Mixed.
McDonalds or Burger King: I'll take both.
Single or Group Dates: I don't have a big enough threshhold for comparison.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I've never had either. Tea is revolting.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Some of each, please.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Just whipped cream, thanks.
Do you Smoke: Not cigarettes.
Do you Swear: Never.
Do you Sing: Yes. And sometimes I pretend that I'm good at it.
Do you Shower Daily: No. Gross.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I've already been.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually.
Do you believe in yourself: Surely I'm a figment of your imagination.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually.
Do you think you are Attractive: It's evident.
Are you a Health Freak: A very convoluted orthorexic.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I thoroughly enjoy them.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Depends on what you mean by "drugs".
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They only seem to come in boxes around major holidays.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I was about to go skinny dipping with Orlando Bloom but then I woke up.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Not exactly.
Ever been called a Tease: Indeed.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Memorably.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Even better than I am now.
What country would you most like to Visit: Scottland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Gravitational.
Favourite Hair Color: Natural.
Short or Long Hair: Enough to run my hands through.
Height: Over 6 feet.
Weight: And see.
Best Clothing Style: Unique.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Is large.
Number of CDs I own: Is around 300.
Number of Piercings: Does my gaze count?
Number of Tattoos: Keep guessing.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'm not exactly keeping a count.
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
Outlet for agression.
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?"You, my God, transform the storm into sweet calm. In its danger you rescue my soul...In the presence of the sons of men, You manifest Your power and work miracles in me." -The Dead Sea Scrolls
Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1 Freaky underwater creatures.
2 The images in my imagination.
3 Hopes being in vain.
Three people who make me laugh:
1 Phillip.
2 Zac.
3 Gus (though you might not consider Gus to be a person).
Three Things I love:
1 My destiny.
2 My dreams.
3 My Deliverer.
Three Things I hate:
1 Ana.
2 Lonliness.
3 Ostrasism.
Three things I don't understand:
1 God.
2 Size.
3 Why.
Three things on my desk:
1 On desk #1 I have pictures in frames, my glasses, and my prayer journal.
2 On desk #2 I have a geode, a copy of "The Art of War", and a journal that Phillip gave me.
3 On desk #3 I have a model of a braciasorous, a mug that my dad made me, and the crown jewels that Cleve got for me in England.
Three things I'm doing right now:
1 Missing someone I love.
2 Loving someone I love.
3 Thinking about someone I love.
Three things I want to do before I die:
1 Get married and have children.
2 Fulfill my destiny.
3 Skydive.
Three things I can do:
1 Make people think I'm dumber than I am.
2 Make people cry when I dance.
3 Mean it when I pray.
Three ways to describe my personality:
1 Deceptively intellegent (thank you, Pastor Jason).
2 Furtive.
3 Pleasing.
Three things I can't do:
1 What makes you think
2 for even one second
3 that I am incapable?

My Interests

I'm into intimate moments, personal freedom, and quantum physics. I am fond of theology, ballet, sword fighting, stunt work, and theatrics. I drink lots of bottled water, dance all the time, and eat in bed. I used to stay up until sunrise all the time, but not as often now that I work early in the morning. I delight in being outside, especially near water and trees. I paint, and write poems, but am lately more into song writing. I take a certain pleasure in my dog, being at el charro, and mixed cds. When the opportunity arrises I play paintball, floor hockey, disc golf, and ultimate frisbee. Pugs are adorable. So is my best friend, Phillip. I travel and move around a lot. My favorite place to eat out is Warner's German Restaraunt, which sadly does not exist anymore. Manners, religion, and correct grammar are important. I relish big cities and the things that go with them - skyscrapers, museums, zoos, subways, large crowds, the theater, and beggers. I interpret dreams. I luxuriate in buying books and eating expensive desserts. I take to opera music and the study of level four viruses. I read filmographies, ask lots of questions, and muse philosophically on a frequent basis. I enjoy prophesies, visions, ihop-kc, junk food, and carry-on luggage. I drink milk straight from the carton and collect lisence plates. I re-name people and assign animals to them. I savor musicals, obscure theories, ancient writings, and cliff diving. I cherish my privacy but have a real fancy for social situations, which leads me to throw and attend parties at times, though perhaps not as often as I once did. I believe dragons once really existed. To me, Weird Al Yancovich is genuinely humorous. One of my favorite artists is Alan Lee. ThinkGeek products are exciting. French fries, no makeup, the Bible, zobmondo, prayer, chess, and expensive undergarmets are good any day of the week. Many consider me to have obsessive compulsive disorder, but I'm not so sure that I agree. If I ran this country, the drug laws would be different. I used to live in a hotel.

I'd like to meet:

And I would like to meet... J.R.R. Tolkien, Martin Luther King Jr., Vlad the Impailer, Johnny Depp, my parents when they were young, someone who will teach me what I want to know, you, and C.S. Lewis."I'll paint you mornings of gold. I'll spin you Valentine evenings. Though we're strangers 'til now." -As The World Falls DownI would also like to meet old friends, people who admit to picking their noses, Frodo Baggins, Charles Dickens, Peter Jackson, my future children, Magwitch, Albert Eienstein, the staff of Covenant House, William Wallace, Rush Limbaugh, Romeo Montague, and Robin Hood.

Music:

I can but don't often play the saxaphone, read music, and tinker with the piano, but there's a shiny black epiphone guitar waiting for me on my bed right now. I enjoy most genres. I have around 300 cds.

Movies:

I tend to like things directed by Jim Henson and John Hughes. And pretty much any Tolkien-based film. Usually, don't ruin a good book by turning it into a movie. For rainy Monday afternoons: Alice in Wonderland, Laybrinth, The Princess Bride, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and Save the Last Dance. On my shelf you will also find Closer, Fight Club, Corpse Bride, The Dark Crystal, Center Stage, Braveheart, The Flight of Dragons, and that sort of thing.

Television:

I absolutely HATE tv, and refuse to watch it. Ever.

Books:

I am a book feind. I like to read and study the Bible. I collect the works of J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Charles Dickens, and William Shakespere. And volumes of fairy tales. My mum is a terrific author, buy her books. Other than that...The Inheritence Trilogy, The BFG, Zobmondo, Peace Like A River, The Secret Garden, Fight Club, Dracula, How to Woo and Win Women by Being an Obnoxious Jerk,The Flight of Dragons, The Pigman, Pilgrim's Progress, The God Gene, stuff by Michael Crichton and David Levithan, The Hot Zone, Looking For Alaska, and Job. Books where the characters actually have depth and development.

Heroes:

Jesus, my family including Phillip, Brendan the Voyager, C.S. Lewis, and Brandon Barranco. I also admire David Wilkerson, Landon Huie, Praying Hyde, Reinhardt Bonke, John and Elsie Benet, Pastor Jason Spears - for doing his job right, Leonard Ravenhill, Peter Jarhling, and the people who founded and work for Covanent House.