1.Tyler Durden From Fight Club
2.Marla Singer From Fight Club
3.Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow kuz pirates ROCK
4.The President so I can Punch him...
5.Every memeber of my HUGE ass family
6.Jack Black
7.The guy who invented Bendy Straws.. so i can punch him..-.-''
8.God
9.Someone EXACTLY like me! so i can shoot them
10.The smartest person in the WORLD so i can fart on him and see what he says..yea.. im kinda wierd like that ._.