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Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house Not a creature was stirrin Not even a mouse Mom at the whore house Dad smokin grass I just settled down for a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn I heard a big clatter I sprung for my piece to see what was the matter When out on the lawn i saw a big dick I knew right then it must be Saint Nick He come down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew at that moment the fucker had fell He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer And a big rubber dick 4 my brother the queer He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart The fat fucker blew my chimney apart He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight To hell with u all Im gettin some pussy 2 night!!!! Seasons greetings Moneys short Times r hard Heres ur f***ing Christmas card...