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Brian

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Yeah, I joined 'cause her down there forced me to. Jess. Grrrr!!! Lol. :P
So... um.... yeah.....
P.S. Jess is not the centre of my world!! :P
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I joined MySpace to chat to people I already know, and to meet new people. I am not here simply to make you look popular by being another "friend" on your list.
No talking = removal from friends list.
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If you are any of the following types, or a combination of them, please DO NOT MESSAGE ME, and in fact F**K RIGHT OFF. Thanks now.
    1) People who add people purely because they are in fact advertisers. The type of people who have over 5000 friends, and post commercial bulletins all the time. I don't want your crap cluttering up my bulletin list, thanks.
    2) God types. Those that randomly add me to try and preach religion. I'm quite happy as who I am thanks. If I want to find a 'path', I'll do it myself. I've committed all of the Seven Deadly Sins, repeatedly. I often indulge in a good bit of wrath, especially when assholes piss me off on nights out, and sometimes when I'm hurried in the mornings. Greed and impurity are bloody good fun, especially when they involve two women at once! Oh and sloth, well I would like to do less of that, but I'll do that by myself. Cheers.
    P.S. I'm pretty damn sure at least 3 of them there Commandments have gone out of the window too. :D
By the way, I am not a bigot! I am quite happy for everyone in this world to do what they want, as long as it doesn't cause major harm to others, or social disorder. I have looked in to these above types, was a Christian myself when I was a kid. I am making generalisations, and there are of course people in those type groups I've mentioned who may be people I'd get along with; the above is just a general guide as to who should probably stay the f*ck away from me. Cheers! :D
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I nicked the framework of the following, off the profile of a friend of mine:

Tell Me AboutYourself....


Name: Brian
Birthday: 22/02/1981
Birthplace: Ashington, Northumberland
Current Location: Bristol
Eye Color: Blue
HairColor: Dark brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
YourHeritage: Quarter Scottish, the rest is English.... I think, although I may be an eighth/sixteenth Italian,I'm not sure!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc Martens, asusual.
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: I aint saying!
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese,tomato, green peppers, mushrooms, chicken, maybe sweetcorn, NO anchovies.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be normal?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: heh
Thoughts First Waking Up: Huh? Wha?..... Ugh,grumble.... uh.... zzzzzzzzzzzz
Your Best Physical Feature: Dunno.... my forearms in myopinion, and I'd like to think my face? Maybe my chest, on a good day?
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like it. Usually about4/5am.
Your Most Missed Memory: When I was around 17, in myfirst year of Sixth Form.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: I prefer food.
Singleor Group Dates: I've never been on a group date, only single ones, but group dates sound like a stupid ideato me.
Lipton IceTea or Nestea: No thanks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on my mood, though probably vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino is coffee, dumbass. But if something has caffeine in, especially if it's coffee, I'll probably drink it.
Do you Smoke: Uuurghh, Hell No.
Do you Swear: Yup.
Do you Sing: If no-one's listening, sometimes.
Doyou Shower Daily: Nope, but I am generally rather hygenic.
Have youBeen in Love: Yes, and it is sadly no longer.
Do you want to go to College: That's American for "University", right? Well, I am already at university, so work it out foryourself....
Doyou want to get Married: I don't believe in marriage.
Doyou belive in yourself: Err, clarify please?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes, damnit.
Doyou think you are Attractive: Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of.
Do youget along with your Parents: Yup, but they drive me mad when I go home!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yes. Such beautiful things.
Do you play an Instrument: I can play most instruments known to man.... not in any musical way,but I can play them.
In thepast month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah, unfortunately.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, I don't smoke.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Caffeine only.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes indeed.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, because Iam in England.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, and I've only ever seen them in packets of about four.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, but in dancing at the local rock club, not acting.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Well I wasn't going out with someone, so I wouldn't say so.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you StolenAnything: Yeah, I probably nicked a flatmate's rice or something.
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice.... *ahem*!
Ever been calleda Tease: Yup.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, when I was a wild youth!
How do you want to Die: By ceasing to live.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: No idea.
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt, to goto Cairo and it's surroundings.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't really care, it's more about how their eyes look.
FavouriteHair Color: Dark, or red hair (NOT ginger). Mmmm, red hair....
Short orLong Hair: Usually long.
Height: Preferably shorter than me, maybe the same height.
Weight: Not fat, not anorexic. So: Medium, slim/slender,or athletic. Toned bodies are nice.
Best Clothing Style: Not chav!
Number of Drugs I have taken: "In a Boy/Girl Number of Drugs I have taken:" - WTF?! Anyway, afew, not enough to recount, not enough to ignore.
Number of CDs I own: About 60-70? I have loads of tapes too.
Number ofPiercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Many. But then if I hadn't done them, Iwouldn't be where I am now.
More info. about me....

My Blog

Arrgh

For fuck's sake. I think I'm just going to stay away from MSN for a while.   Brian.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 18:51:00 GMT

Meh

Bloody crapperation.I would like some:MotivationPersonal timeInterestsBrian.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:35:00 GMT

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"...I won't be alone, but you know that don't mean I'm not lonely..."
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 15:31:00 GMT

Cold, bare and desolate.

It's there again, the void, the great emptiness. I want to get that which alleviates it, but I don't seem to have that power. Growing up, and generally living life, is actually pretty shit.   Bri...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 09:42:00 GMT

Amazing!!!

In Bristol tonight, some absoloute legend has put washing up liquid in the water at those "waterfall step" things that go down to the river, by the Watershed "art cinema". There is a MASSIVE amou...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:44:00 GMT

Ah crap

Here we go again. Maybe not, I hope not.... Though, without trying to sound too self-assured, I'm usually right... Wierd "other" feelings to do with that outside of the situation with this one. Odd. &...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:09:00 GMT

Sadly...

Sadly, sometimes people's true natures suck.     Brian.")'>
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:37:00 GMT

Durrr..... wha' doo ya meaaan?

I am constantly amazed by the levels of idiocy and sheer dumbness of a scarily large amount of the population. I am currently selling off my old flat, and the amount of stupid questions I get are amaz...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 17:29:00 GMT

A questionnaire.

[Sexual Preference] Ladies only please![Marital Status] Single, crap.[Height] 5'11"[Shoe size] 11[Parents still together] Nope. And mum has a partner.[Siblings] None.[Pets] None. :( Favorites:[Color] ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jun 2005 19:01:00 GMT

Cheese log

Lab: Fridge 001, Day 74, The cheese - which the research team have affectionately named "squarey" - appears to have developed a hard shell, for protection. It also appears to be exuding a vile odo...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Feb 2005 11:24:00 GMT