I was having a right horrorshow time of it, O my brothers, crasting and drasting with my droogies all the nochy, viddying the vino flow. Then, those glooby bratchny millicents loveted me and hurled me in the plenny like a common prestoopnik. That vonny plenny wasn't for me, so I let some doctor vecks filly with my mozg to fix me up right skorry. Then I ittied on home like a good malckickiwick, but I couldn't slooshy my lovely Ludwig anymore without getting bolnoy. It was oozhassny, so I jumped out the okno. I've had rather a change of heart, and thinking of getting a zheena like a proper chelloveck, and all that cal.
My name's Moses. I'm very compassionate and empathetic if you deserve it. I can tell what someone is feeling before they say anything. I like to help people with their problems, and though I give excellent advice, I can't seem to take my own, which is frustrating. It is very hard for me to be satisfied with life. I try to stay positive, but people are so unintelligent and ignorant, it's hard to see any good in the world. I'm taken by an angel named Ambrosia. She isn't afraid to hold my hand. She loves passionate kisses just as much as I do. Looking into her eyes and not just seeing her, but seeing beyond her physical body, is the greatest feeling in the world. Feeling that mental/spiritual connection to another person gives me the most intense high one could feel. The eyes are the window to the soul, and I believe the soul is where true beauty stems from. You can tell so much about a person by staring into their eyes. I love Ambrosia more than anything. I don't necessarily believe in 'God', but I do believe that there is some source of divine inspiration. Some people see me as shy. I see it as not feeling the need to share what I know and feel with the rest of the world. They are completely undeserving of my knowledge. I've known since I was little that I'm destined for greatness in some form or another. I wish I could scream. I believe I didn't believe in real love until I met Ambrosia. What I thought was love before was nothing more than infatuation. I am not content with my mediocre existence. I'm very unsatisfied with many aspects of life...having to have money...having to go to work to get money...having to work in general. I think work is the one thing I hate more than anything. I'm an amazing person. Why don't I get paid for that? I used to leave my comfort zone when I was happy, but since Ambrosia, I've come to love every second of happiness. I don't feel any connection between my 'self' and my 'shell'. If there was a beach here, I would probably enjoy short walks on it. I'd probably take hundreds of pictures of it too, especially around sunset. I wish I could cry. I haven't cried in such a long time, I wonder if it's possible for me to do it anymore. I'm very happy Bob Saget is on television again, although I don't watch his show. I love being in love. Labels are bullshit. I don't believe there is such a thing as gay or straight... people are people, and that's all that should matter. Unless you find the person you are going to marry, relationships are a complete waste of time. I love standing under a hot shower. I don't much care for people in general. 99% of the world's population is composed of idiots. I find myself mildly attractive. I think about and worry about life and death far more than anyone should. I enjoy Cocoa Krispies and Cap'n Crunch. I love microwave dinners. It used to make me unexplainably angry that I will never be anyone other than who I am. I rather like who I am now. I've become a bit cocky, but that cockiness only comes from knowing I'm more intelligent than most of the people I come in contact with. It's funny to watch stupid people. It's funny to see those fat people that are so fat they have to be in a wheelchair and have air pumping into their noses. It's sad how lazy they are. It's funny to watch them be out of breath walking 10 feet. I wish I could force them onto a treadmill. Why do so many people waste their lives away? The smell of sauerkraut makes me sick to my stomach. I can cook anything with instructions. I'm not very improvisational when it comes to food. I used to write a lot of poetry, but stopped after realizing most of them were the same. My goal in life is to be a dj or a vocalist/bassist in a band. The Matrix trilogy are the most intelligent movies ever made. I wish people understood how brilliant the Wachowski brothers are. If I had more money, I would go sky diving. I believe the seasons are changing. I believe birthdays should come 3 times a year, not so I could receive more gifts, but so I could tell people I'm 66. I enjoy dressing differently than most people. 'Normal' people bother me. 'Cool' people bother me. Trendy people bother me. The advertising industry bothers me. Old people who drive any sort of vehicle bother me. I despise backstabbers. I despise people that don't stick to their word. I despise liars. I HATE alcoholics. I've had to deal with too many of them already and I'm only 22. Almost every 'friend' I've ever had has turned into a lying, backstabbing, shit-talking, low-life, ungrateful, ignorant, piece of shit alcoholic. I drink occasionally, and by occasionally I mean maybe twice every few months, if that. If you have to have alcohol to have fun, don't waste your time with me. The world would be a better place if money didn't exist. Free Tibet. I enjoy orange chicken from Panda Express. I say everything I say out loud in my head first before saying it out loud. I'm going to invent a machine that can project and record graphical representations of dreams as they happen. I used to sleep to dream, but my dreams have been mundane lately, so now I'm not too sure why I sleep. I don't daydream. It irritates me that more people aren't like me. I LOVE being me. Take the Fall is an awesome band. I like Beto's, Alberto's, Roy Beto's, Alvaro's, Molca Salsa, and all similar food establishments. I also love Dr. Pepper, but caffeine tweaks me out, so I don't drink it much. The best part about being sick is losing weight. I absolutely LOVE watching movies, especially movies that make you think about life and existence and reality and consciousness. I love photographing sunsets. I find them to be so beautiful. The only thing better than watching them is watching them with Ambrosia, who actually enjoys them as much as I do. God I love her. If I could leave a message to the world, it would be this: Take too many pictures. Stop being so fucking lazy. Don't let life go by so fast. You miss everything important. The human race is killing this earth, but no one cares. Take care of yourself and your resources because this world wont be around much longer at the rate we're going. Enjoy every day. Find your soulmate. Get over yourselves. No one is important in the scheme of things. Humans are animals. You're not going to heaven. You're not going to hell. You just die. If you're going to have faith in anything, have faith in yourself. That's all.
