Bryan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

If you are a lame ass with no sense of humor you probably won't like me, even though I'm not really that funny. I'm pretty crude and my friends all think I'm an asshole, however, they don't realize that I hate them all behind their backs. I'm horrible to women and my favorite girls are easy. Oh yeah did I mention I'm broke? Well I am, so if any ladies out there are looking for a dickhead that will treat you like shit after you buy him dinner, and try and fuck you right after I meet your parents, then email me. We can hang out and have a good time.
Honestly though, I'm a good guy who's alot of fun, and is smarter than he acts, right now I'm in the United States Marines, where I shoot rocket launchers, and blow up shit. I also do that boring Infantry stuff, but cmon, aren't explosions fucking sweet? Anyways, I'm not my job so don't expect some shit like that to be able to describe me.

My Interests

Reading shit you send me while I'm deployed. My address is: LCpl Cleary, Bryan E. ----------- 2/6 Fox Company 3rd Plt. 1st Squad ----------- Unit 73185 ---------- FPO AE 09509-3185 ----------The ------ means a line break stupids

I'd like to meet:

SOME FUN PEOPLE.

Music:

I like everything that doesn't suck. So chances are if you have to ask me if I like a certain band I'll download a song then get back to you telling you how shitty your music tastes are.

Movies:

All the good ones.

Television:

I like to flip the channel until I find something not shitty. The only shows I go out of my way to watch are Nip/Tuck and The Chappele Show. I don't really give a shit about anything else on TV.

Books:

I love reading. If you try and get into a discussion with me about a subject that I am knowledgable in I will ream your ass, so save yourself the trouble and don't bring a knife to a gunfight. If you want to be informed of shit read, read, read. If you want to be rich someday like I will be, make sure you know your shit. Thank you.

Heroes:

Will Ferrell and Jonny Cochrane.whoever wrote this"A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

My Blog

What I’m doing in Iraq

Yo, here is an interview with my Battalion Commander about what we've been doing in Iraq, its pretty accurate for the most part, so read if you care http://www.captainsjournal.com/2007/08/22/op...
Posted by Bryan on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 05:22:00 PST

SEND ME SOME COOL STUFF LIKE THIS

PORN mags, dvds, softcore, hard core whatever, if its got naked girls WE NEED IT, just try and keep it hard to find in the box because sometimes the mai...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:13:00 PST

HEY YO! ITS MY ADDRESS MY HOMIES!!

THIS IS MY IRAQ ADDRESS, ITS NOT TOO BAD HERE, BUT I NEED SOME LETTERS AND CARE PACKAGE LOVE TO MAKE IT THROUGH, SO HOOK THAT SHIT UP YA'LL. LCpl Cleary, Bryan E 2/6 Fox Company 3rd Plt....
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:40:00 PST

One of my favorite chill the fuck out songs ever.

http://s3.quicksharing.com/v/8230676/Upwnstairs_1.mp3.html
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST

Why the fuck do I hate working out?

So I wake up today and I go running, something that I really don't normally do unless they make me. I'm thinking great I'll feel great after I run a few miles, I may even do some pushups or something....
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST

Oh shit, she said no!

I was sitting here drinking tonight watching some TV show where the guy gets denied when he pops the question. And a question popped into my head. What happens when you ask someone to marry you and th...
Posted by Bryan on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

Malls are bad

Holy crap, don't be me and go to the mall with a crap ton of money in your bank account, for the same reason you don't give your fucking girlfriend your credit card, I can't stop spending money. ...
Posted by Bryan on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 01:49:00 PST

I love Buckhead

Some time a couple years ago my friends and I went into Buckhead (Trendy nightclub area in Atlanta), this was my first experience there so I was determined to get hammered. I was 19 or 20 years old at...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 02:32:00 PST

My Favorite Drinking Games.

21 The object of this game is to count to 21, everyone sits in a circle, preferably around a table and drums on the table until one person calls out 1, then they tap either their left or right shoulde...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 02:28:00 PST

I LOVE POPPED COLLARS

OH MY GOD! JOHN MAYER IS THE SHIT! HAVE MY GAY BABIES JOHN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 01:42:00 PST