SHIMON is my name. (Jeremy is my slave name).
When I was first asked to fill out this section of About Me, I first asked the question, "Whom am I?" And I found I could only answer this question in terms of a mythical creature. Once upon a time, when I was in the enchanted forest, I met a faerie man, whose wings sparkled like glazed donuts. And his ass smelled like childhood. I no longer knew how to further subdue this mystical faerie thing....so I hugged it. He started to squeal for help, so I continued to further hug it in the face. After about an hour or so of hugging the faerie man, I realized something.... I should stop smoking acid. <3 SHIMON.
