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Carl.J

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About Me


I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!Well everyone keeps going on about "myspace.com" and "having a blog", so I guess its time I did both. Ofcourse, Im just going to get out of doing any real work and if I just keep typing away at the key board, the boss will think Im accually doing work..... sucker. Huge punk and SKA fan, eg. Reel big fish, Buck o Nine, NoFX, Unwritten Law, Gold Finger, Area 7, Frenzal Rhomb. Well, Im a pirate. I recently found out my pirate name is Seaman William the Fearsome Leg, which is so cool. Also I think it could double as my pornstar name. About me, well I live in Brisbane Australia and as far as I know, Im the only Milwaukee Brewers fan is Brisbane Australia. (If you are a brewers fan from Brisbane Australia, drop me a line or email or whatever you do here).

My Interests

Life is like swimming in the ocean, when a wave knocks you down, you just have to get up and remember, your suppose to be there for fun. (yeah I know that sounds dumb, but i actually made that up)Baseball,GO THE BREWERS!!!!!! Bowling, Ska Music, Punk Music, avoiding work, Movies and ofcourse Pirate Friday

I'd like to meet:

....no one, stay the hell away from me. What the hell is that in your hand?? OH Damn, thats gross!!! Honestly, STEVE MCQUEEN!!!! (see, it works), just looking to meet some cool people. But please remember, I am not after any of these dating services and I'm NOT going to log on to watch your web cam. So if your just advertising your wacking-off site, DONT BOTHER!! Normal people but, there cool. Also, I sell electrical products for a living. (TV's, Dvd's, Fridges, washers), so if your in need of any, anywhere in Australia, drop me a line and should be able to help you out. Normally, I can beat anyone on price.

Music:

Ska and Punk. Want a list? ok, Reel Big Fish, Wiseacre, NoFX, Vandals, Area 7, Porkers, Less than Jake, Mad Caddies, Frenzal Rhomb, Bouncing Souls,Rancid, Dropkick Murpheys, Bagster, Blow Hard, Casino Rumblers, Good Riddance, Mighty mighty Bosstones, Sublime (everyone loves Sublime), Me First and the Gimme gimmes, Goldfinger, guttermouth, Weezer, Millencolin, MC Lars, Unwritten Law (but they were better before half the band left and became really emo-ish), Buck-O-Nine, Streetlight Manafesto, Nivarna (ofcourse), You Am I, Crowded House, C.C.R, Midnight Oil, 22 Jacks, The Resignators, Paul Kelly, Red Hot Chilli Peppers (we want chilly willy),Working frog.... is that long enough? My hands are getting tired. not a fan of techno music (what is it with people loving that crap??)

Movies:

Star Wars, Shawshank Redemption, Any Kevin Smith Movie, BASEket ball, Wings of Hodiamishi, Fight club, Lock, stock and two smoking barrels, Jaws, Reservoir Dogs, Fear and Loathing in Los Vagas, Anchorman............... I do find that the best movies seem to be the ones about people who are or are going crazy. eg. First blood, Fight club, The Last king of Scottland, Lord of the Rings, the last Star wars movie, Primal fear, About Schmidt, any movie with Tom Cruise in it...... yeah ok that was a pretty bad lead up to a dumb joke.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Brak show, Red Dwarf, Rescue me, Lost, South Park, Prison Break, most crap on espn, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Cowboy Bebop, MXC. DeadWood. If the OC is one of your fav shows, you need to get a life.

Books:

I would say, but once you found out, you would think Im a nerd. Im currently reading some Hunter S Thompson, simply because I feel more normal compared to him

Heroes:

STEVE MCQUEEN!!, ok not really, but its a good answer anytime someone asks you for a name. Example. "Jenny, who got you pregnet?" the answer: STEVE MCQUEEN!! plus you have to make sure you shout it. After that, My Granfather,Captain Tenneal, Homer Simpson, Brett Butler (the baseball player, not the comic)Samuel L (MOTHER F@#$ING) Jackson, simply because of how many movies he has been in and any and all Milwaukee Brewers players, except Gary Sheffield. He can go $%^&% himself. Which MXC Character are you?
You're Captain Tenneal! GET IT ON! You are a person who has a nack for the opposite sex, and you don't mind telling people when they're wrong and you're right.
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My Blog

Tag, your it

The rules are simple--once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten weird, random things, little known facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose at least 10 people to be tagged, li...
Posted by Carl.J on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:30:00 PST

My fav Christmas story

One of my fav Christmas stories:..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   A few years ago, I was at work when I noticed a young guy looking very suspicious as he...
Posted by Carl.J on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:50:00 PST

I guess I just havent sunk that low yet

You know, I always wondered how people could just end there lives.I mean, as far as we know you only get one chance at life and no one know whats on the other side. As far as we all know its just...
Posted by Carl.J on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:34:00 PST

Chuck Norris Facts

I know most people have probably read this but I had to put this up, enjoy: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is...
Posted by Carl.J on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:57:00 PST

What the hell am I doing here?

So when I was moving house, I found these short (some not so short) stories I wrote over five years ago. And here one is for you to read, enjoy. PS. sorry about the code crap in the middle, ...
Posted by Carl.J on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:49:00 PST

The twisted History of the Milwaukee Brewers

The Twisted History of the Milwaukee Brewers   Quotes Yeah they suck, but they suck with beer ~ Oscar Wilde on the Milwaukee Brewers   Brewers Hall of Famer Robin Yount "That fucker...
Posted by Carl.J on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 05:18:00 PST

The 30 Day 50 Friend Challenge wrap up

One last blog. I had another name for it but I think it was a little too long. "The 30 Day 50 Friend challenge wrapup, lets fianally bury this thing, oh god, what the hell am I going to do to avoid wo...
Posted by Carl.J on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:53:00 PST

The 30 Day 50 Friend Challenge Day 28

ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Ok, so you have probably worked out, I found two new friends. That brings the friend count up to....... drum roll please......50. ...
Posted by Carl.J on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:16:00 PST

The 30 Day 50 Friend Challenge Day 27

Ok, first off, I really need to learn how to fucking count. I dont have six days left, I only have three. Also, I dont have seven friends to find, I only need two. Well as of today, at least. Thats ri...
Posted by Carl.J on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:56:00 PST

The 30 Day 50 Friend challenge Day 26

Can I get an extention on this? I was sick all weekend. Wow, feels like Im in high school again. Well only two new friends to show for the weekend, imagain how many I could have got if I wasnt sick an...
Posted by Carl.J on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:22:00 PST