♥princess♥

Well, my name is lauren (just call me princess) and I a pretty spunky and free spirited. I hate taking showers with band aids on. I dont think toilets should flush automatically..especially when I am still using it. I drink to much coffee...I think feet are yucky. Close toed shoes are the worst thing EVER. I am indeed a dork, and completly okay with that. Yes I am 22, and no I can not swim, and no I dont want to learn....I own more hair product then I have hair...yes I am single and no I dont want to go out sometime. To whoever invented tampons and toilet paper THANK YOU (the world would be so messy without you). YEAH! I listen to country music...even if you dont. Napolean dynamite is a stud. bed head is the best hair product ever. I am not afraid to tell you whats on my mind so the best advice...dont ask. Yes I have an opinon and I'll give it to you if you want it or not. If you beat me in anything, I am convinced, you cheated. The only way I can win at pool is by cheating. I forget everything...I cant keep secrets so dont tell me yours, I am better off not knowing anyways. I dont like drama. I have the coolest kid in the world, tell me otherwise and I'll kick your ass (and your donkey too). Toe rings are a must. your enemies can make the bestest friends. Its okay to pick your nose, we all know everyone does it. Dating college professors should be socialably acceptable. genetical should be a word. If you dont like me...oh well, the world still turns and time still moves. Toothbrushes are gross...but an unfortanate necessity. In case you havent heard yet, I am perfect. Credit cards are of THE DEVIL! Krista is my favorite person ever, and it likely she wont be replaced so dont ask. There is a time to whine, and there is a time to shut your face. Before you decide you dont like me, try having a conversation with me first. I like to take chances and not afraid to dive in feet first and eyes closed. yes I am female, and yes i like football; Cage fighting; boxing; dirtbikes; bmxing; and all that. When in doubt just flip them the bird. I like to laugh even if its at my own expense. I believe that well behaved women rarely make history. I dont like complicated people and I dont like when relationships get complicated, at that point I quit. I cant give a hint for the life of me. Its likely none of your busines whats wrong, so dont ask. I like soft things. I have a fetish for crossword puzzles. I dont wear much makeup. If I have to shut my phone off cause you are texting to much, you are irritating me. I hate painting my fingernails. I have funny looking toes. My tooth brush vibrates. I wash between my toes. I curl my hair sometime. I forget everything, so sticky notes come in handy. I hate whining. If you are a guy and you cant change the oil in your car, dont ask for my number. I hate putting laundry away. When I wear my hooters shirt, its sort of an oxymoron. I like my car. I'm a little bit of a nerd. I can be high maintenance at times. I dont like needy people, well I dont like being around them. I miss my mom sometimes. I love cookies!! Sugar cookies, chocolate chip, peanut butter, Girls scout cookies...yeah I have a problem...my FAVORITE are the sugar cookies from the store that has the thick frosting on it...yummm! I like change. Sour cream is gross. boys are dumb.