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About Me

My Interests

perfection

Music:

Elvis, Amy Winehouse, Social Distortion, Nine Inch Nails, The Reverend Horton Heat, Ween, Daft Punk, Sublime, The Koffin Kats, Kylie Minogue, David Bowie, Danzig, The Misfits, Agent Orange, Metallica, Hank Williams Sr, The Cramps, Johnny Cash, Megadeth, Rancid, Dick Dale, Ted Nugent, Dr. Dre, Job For A Cowboy, Manowar, The Stray Cats, The Rolling Stones, A Perfect Circle, Napalm Death, Chuck Berry, The Voids, Beastie Boys, Creedance Clearwater Revival, The Doors. Music with a meaning.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Mean Girls, Ghost World, American History X, Helter Skelter, From Hell, Blow, Narnia, Mars Attacks, SLC Punk, 2001: A Space Odessy, The Shining, Requiem for a Dream, Beauty and The Beast, Borat, Edward Scissorhands, Finding Nemo, Schindler's List, Cry Baby, The Godfather, Scarface, Se7en, Forest Gump, Wedding Crashers, Dueces Wild. Zombie flicks, gangster movies, any movie with Bruce Willis, and porn.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Spongebob Squarepants, Top Chef, Rob & Big, Intervention, Degrassi, Speed Racer, Project Runway. Anything on the following channels: Biography, History, TLC, Discovery and Speed.

Books:

Bookworm.

Heroes:

Me. Myself. & I.

My Blog

Don’t fuck with the Mid West

I do not think some people are complex enough or willingly capable to realize that you should not fuck around with Mid Western folks.We are hard working, fed up individuals who are clearly from the su...
Posted by hardly heifer on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:08:00 PST

WISH LIST

I want: him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, & him, him, him, him, hi...
Posted by hardly heifer on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:13:00 PST

Ch-ch-ch-changes

Life, revamped.That's right. Major changes are going to occur.I am sick and tired of the same old, same old.I am sick of being sick and tired of being tired.I have everything I want out of life. I thi...
Posted by hardly heifer on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:31:00 PST

This is Real

His touch is electric and addictive.I am drunk off love.& Things are getting more than serious.I never allowed a boy to love me. I guess I really held back all of these years. I am in touch with reali...
Posted by hardly heifer on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:29:00 PST

Moving

The whole moving process really stinks.Stinks like putrid little rotten cabbages and wet dogs.Organizing, packing, cleaning, driving back and forth, more cleaning, unpacking, realizing you lost someth...
Posted by hardly heifer on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:32:00 PST

Honest-to-God Truth

I amA selfish bitch whoDoes not deserve anythingOf what I have. I should rot and dissapear.I am a waste of space,No one even cares--Except for one boy,But I always screw shit up.Always. I amFull of em...
Posted by hardly heifer on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

Simple

I feel very dizzy today and my glands are swollen. It has been a lazy, sit-on-your-ass, sort of day. I guess sometimes you need a break from all the hustle and bustle of an average day. New Co...
Posted by hardly heifer on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:58:00 PST

A girl...

ROBBIN GRAVES = HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOT! *sex sex sexxxxx*
Posted by hardly heifer on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:48:00 PST

Audio Orgasm

I was at the gym today, when all of the sudden what comes on the radio?...Fuckin' Survivialism by Nine Inch Nails. New Nails on the radio, you can imagine just how exxxcited I was. I nearly creamed my...
Posted by hardly heifer on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

Updation Masturbation

Josh is in Los Angeles until the 18th. No cock for nine more days. This is a nympho's worst nightmare. It has been pretty much unbearble and quite impossible to manage. I cannot wait for his return. D...
Posted by hardly heifer on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST