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Against Brett!

We Are the Future People of Tomorrow.

About Me


"Dudes! Let's party with that!"
"No way, it'll eat us."
I have a dream of one day playing real life "Where's Waldo?" in the Mall of America. I like to bite the corners off my poptarts before I eat them. I have hair. I live in a house. I dance for money. I do not have super powers. If my life were a movie, I would want "Nobody But Me" by the Dickies to be playing during the big dance number. I am so lame. My sheets hardley ever match. I wear sunglasses in the rain. I think drowning is a huge turn off. I really hate when people take my hats off my head. I miss the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Five Iron Frenzy, One Man Army, and Screeching Weasel. I always manage to get peanut butter on my black pants somehow. I do my own laundry. A hillbilly once tried to trade me a billy goat for pizza. I will one day own a keytar. I really really really wish someone would put out The Brendan Leonard Show on DVD. I am in love, real love. Like Mexican candy, we got some complex flavor running up in here.

aim s/n: groovie ghoulie6

my song of the moment: westbound train - "please forgive me"
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, I'm already better than them anyway."
-Marilyn Monroe



My Interests

likes: taylor paige garcia
(i love her
dislikes: 99% of rap, snow, the song "don't worry be happy", being away from people i care about, paper cuts, korn, corn, jerks, chinese food (except for crab rangoon and those little sugar doughnuts), mustard, the absence of candy, usher, wind, auditions, strawberry fanta, bright yellow trucks, grease 2 (even worse than the first grease), filling out forms, pessimism, exams, hawthorne heights, cleaning, flavored water, chili cheese pringles, dead batteries, technical difficulties, cold showers, hangnails, losing stuff, popcorn kernels, that little tan line you get on the top of your nose from wearing glasses in the sun, lenny kravitz's hair, when people type "your" when they mean "you're", the 700 club, britney spears, beer, school, musicmatch, packing, turtlenecks, pete wentz, pink polo shirts with the collar flipped up...

I'd like to meet:

I have met the Matches, Michelle Rangel of Go Betty Go(although I didn't realize it was her 'til later) and the girl that played Lenni on Ghostwriter. Anybody remember her? I got her autograph. Seriously. Rick Johnson (Mustard Plug, Rick Johnson Rock and Roll Machine) shook my hand and Jeff Rosenstock (Bomb the Music Industry!, Arrogant Sons of Bitches) spray painted my shirt. But anyway, I'd like to meet Billie Joe Armstrong, Aaron Barrett, Scott Klopfenstein, Joey Cape, Dicky Barrett, the Aquabats, Tomas Kalnoky, Roxy Epoxy, Mitch Clem, Fat Mike, Eugene Hutz, Mike Herrera, Dave McWane, Brody Dalle, The Briefs, Ben Weasel, Tom Gabel, and Alf.

Music:



999
Against Me!
the Aggrolites
Anti-Flag
the Apers
the Aquabats
At Large
Be Your Own Pet
Big D and the Kids Table
Blitzkid
Bomb the Music Industry!
the Bouncing Souls
the Briefs
the Bruce Lee Band
Bullets to Broadway
Buzzcocks
Coquettish
the Creepshow
the Cryptkeeper Five
Dan Potthast
Dead to Me
Dillinger Four
the Dingees
the Distillers
Dropkick Murphys
Epoxies
Fake Problems
the Falcon
Five Iron Frenzy
the Flatliners
General Rudie
Generation X
Go Jimmy Go
Green Day
Groovie Ghoulies
Horrorpops
the Koffin Kats
Left Alone
the Leftovers
I Live With Zombies
the Living End
Mad Caddies
Martians Go Home
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
the Mighty Mighty Bosstones
the Mr. T Experience
MU330
Mustard Plug
NOFX
None More Black
One Man Army
the Planet Smashers
Potshot
Ramones
Rancid
Randy
Reel Big Fish
Rick Johnson Rock and Roll Machine
Riverboat Gamblers
Screeching Weasel
Secretions
Slow Gherkin
the Soviettes
the Spookshow
Streetlight Manifesto
(old) Suburban Legends
Teenage Bottlerocket
Teen Idols
Tiger Army
Tilt
Toys That Kill
Westbound Train
Yidcore

Movies:

Mystery Science Theater 3000: the Movie, Fight Club, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Shaun of the Dead, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, SLC Punk, Donnie Darko, Super Troopers, Battle Royale, Corpse Bride, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the X-Men movies, Spaceballs, Beerfest, Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, That Thing You Do, Dead & Breakfast, School of Rock, Honey I Shrunk the Kids...

Television:

Some of these aren't on the air anymore unfortunately, but it would be cool if somone bought me them on dvd...

Scrubs, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Invader Zim, The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Camp Lazlo, Love Monkey, the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, the old Ghostbusters cartoon, the live action version of The Tick, The Brendan Leonard Show, Steven's Untitled Rock Show, Futurama, The Brak Show, The War at Home, the Clerks cartoon

Books:

Where's Waldo?

Heroes:

Taylor Garcia, The Aquabats, Argyle Goolsby, Billie Joe Armstrong, The Briefs, Big D and the Kids Table (especially Dave McWane), Ben Weasel, Be Your Own Pet, Jeff Rosenstock, Rick Johnson, Teenage Bottlerocket, Kepi

My Blog

if any of you get this, let me know, because i will personally give you 58,365,896 cool points.

if you don't get this, download "punk rock girl" by the dead milkmen.  mitch clem is my hero...
Posted by Against Brett! on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:08:00 PST

10 random facts about me

So you got tagged...Here's how you play...once you've been tagged,you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself.At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, li...
Posted by Against Brett! on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

uh huh

http://dingbat86.livejournal.com/   that's my new livejournal.  yes.
Posted by Against Brett! on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:33:00 PST

music survey

What was the last CD you bought? i just ordered "to the confusion of our enemies" by the riverboat gamblers.  (see them live. they're amazing!) Who do you listen to the most these days? the past...
Posted by Against Brett! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:22:00 PST

iTunes Survey 3: iTunes Revenge

this is a survey i do from time to time.  it's pretty simple and i'm bored. iTunes Survey   25 recently played 1. yidcore - since i bothered you 2. onion flavored rings - positively treat s...
Posted by Against Brett! on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:33:00 PST

lyrics game (you can play along)!

SUPER-AWESOME-DRAG-A-BUNCH-OF-GUILTY-PLEASURE-SONGS-OUT-OF-Y OUR-CLOSET, AND-GUESS-WHAT-THEY-ARE-GAME!step 1put your itunes on random.step 2post your favorite lines from the first 25 songsthat play no ...
Posted by Against Brett! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

iTunes survey 2: electric boogaloo

iTunes Survey   25 recently played 1. roger miret and the disasters  kiss kiss kill kill 2. the clash  i fought the law 3. blitzkid  vanishing riders 4. the briefs  move too slow 5. one man a...
Posted by Against Brett! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

we'll keep on doing our best, even though our lives are a mess

late night blogging.  who knows what's gonna happen? so tonight is most likely my last night in this house.  THANK GOD!  yes, we are finally moving into the house.  almost all of k...
Posted by Against Brett! on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST

love songs

these are just a couple songs i've written recently.  tell me what you think. there's something special about randy's cousinhey do you remember the time?i remember it as if it were 2 and a half ...
Posted by Against Brett! on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

you blister my paint

1.You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What's your new name?milo spencer mcgee2. You are going to get a free tattoo. What and where is it?geez,...
Posted by Against Brett! on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:35:00 PST