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the wet bandit

Bitch can't have a bologna sangwitch?

About Me

"But you're like the first pressing of pink vinyl imported from Europe, super rare and unique" That sums it up.

My Interests

Jordan, you will always be my funny boy with glasses. Our little Olive. Getting my cook on. Pasta is the best and most versatile food ever. Charleston. Cake. Kisses. I'm trying this whole glass half full thing cause it being half empty wasn't working for me.

I'd like to meet:

sasquatch and lil mamma, what can i say, her lipgloss is poppin. Lil' Mama BRAND NEW VIDEO!!!!

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Music:

boys night out, the shins, the streets, jimmy eat world, dashboard confessional, the copyrights, alkaline trio, saves the day, hot hot heat, the d.

Movies:

garden state, pulp fiction, slc punk, monty python, 10 things i hate about you, dawn of the dead

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, dave chapell, half way home, the food network, sex and the city and king of queens are the only good things on television, the rest is shit.

Books:

...sometimes.

Heroes:

Jordan.

My Blog

i had...

a c-section, and then a little little baby.  40 hours of labor and the most intense pain of my life.  Finally i had to have a c-section and now our little family is complete.  We have t...
Posted by the wet bandit on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

i went from having the worst luck

to being the luckiest girl in the world.  i've got everything anyone could ever want.  shut up nigg-ar, don't hate on me.
Posted by the wet bandit on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

i cant wait...

to hold my little baby.
Posted by the wet bandit on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:08:00 PST

theres a creature....

we are having a girl.  shes gonna be the rad-est and the bad-est.
Posted by the wet bandit on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:09:00 PST

beep beep in my jeep

been rollin in my sweet new ride.  thanx booby!
Posted by the wet bandit on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:21:00 PST

guess what?

im pregnant.  im gonna have a little monster with the best man in the whole world, and i couldnt be happier.
Posted by the wet bandit on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:57:00 PST

i love.....

my husband more than anything.  suck on that!
Posted by the wet bandit on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:26:00 PST

i really just want....

...a rad girl to be friends with.  to go shopping with, to sleep over and cuddle with, and to act  totally rediculous with.  fuck.
Posted by the wet bandit on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:42:00 PST

lucky

I'm moving to Hawaii with my extremely handsom husband.  I almost can't believe it.  Fucking Hawaii, be jealous.
Posted by the wet bandit on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:56:00 PST

look

my birthday is on the 17th so leave me some love if you want....do it, do it now. 
Posted by the wet bandit on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:40:00 PST