TMNT the movie(s); the secret of the ooze revealed |
TMNT I:shredder is luring teenagers into his "family" by letting them ride skateboards down a tricky set-up, play basketball, smoke cigarettes, gamble at cards,and breakdance. Shredder tells them "I a...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:37:00 GMT |
did you hear about this elliott smith guy |
it turns out ROMAN CANDLE is the best elliott smith album, i never knew beforeit is kind of muttery, production is pretty minimali never really listened to it much before, now i listen to it twice a d...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:07:00 GMT |
why does myspace think im australian? |
really? why? i don’t understand, i didn’t do anything that seems like it could be taken as australian. apart from barbecuing koala bears and freestyling with kangaroos. i arm wrestled a gr...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:03:00 GMT |
hot dog barf |
One funny thing that happened with the 4th of July hot dog eating contest this year is that the skinny Japanese guy who wins every year lost this year. Some weirdo white dude from San Jose won. If you...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:23:00 GMT |
NACHO KITCHEN |
...If you put a 3/4 full can of El Pato brand salsa into the fridge and then sarah knocks it onto the floor and it splatters not only on top of but INSIDE your shoes and beneath the fridge and al...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 17:35:00 GMT |
Thusly I hereby pronounce myself Chairman & CEO of the Intl. Institute for Paper Clip Research |
All I do all day long at my job is put paper clips on different sized documents. If a document has less than 15 pages it gets a small paper clip. If a document has more than 15 pages it gets a large p...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:18:00 GMT |
grapefruit beats orange |
People deserve to know the truth. I am sick and tired of grapefruit always covering for its inferior cousin. Orange, where's the flavor? Why are you always so dry and flavorless? Eating orange gives m...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 14:17:00 GMT |
Döf Codo |
Oh man...there is something so great about rock bands that pretend to be aliens, and if they are german to start out with, so much the better. Weird space-chicks swinging on swings, petulant extra te...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:15:00 GMT |
FIASCO |
They moved the water cooler to some empty cubes near my cube, it used to be on the other side of the building. This has significantly increased the amount of foot traffic passing by my cube. This worr...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:43:00 GMT |
TMNT the movie |
That reminds me of the time I saw Elliott Smith on TRL which was really just as and probably more painful to watch as might be imagined. It was about the time of good will hunting and maybe he was up ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:00:00 GMT |
