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N A S T Y

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm over sexed and under dressed, i have tan teeth and white skin, i like to pick scabs, i probably hate you. i'm an asswipe. there is no grace period.

My Interests

T9Word, Underpants and getting randy. scrabulous.COM

I'd like to meet:

walter kornbluth, tairy greene

Music:

jigs 'n' fuckin' reels

Movies:

Prognosis Negative. Blimp. The Other Side of Darkness. The Pain and the Yearning. Blame it on the Rain. Firestorm. Cry, Cry Again. Death Blow. Sack Lunch. Ponce de Leon. Means to an End. Chunnel. Brown Eyed Girl. Agent Zero. Mountain High. Chow Fung. Rochelle, Rochelle. Cupid's Rifle. The Muted Heart.

Television:

malcom in the middle, first 48, forensic files, dr. phil, tom and jerry (old style)

Books:

currently: life of pi

Heroes:

My vagina, which bridges the gap between my legs...

My Blog

How Ms. Vulgarity lost her virginity...

I wish I had the balls to share, but any who, who would care? I'm excited for some summer warm. i know it'll get it done, but when? if i could make art i'd post it here. it's always time for a hoa...
Posted by N A S T Y on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:27:00 PST

what do you do when no means yes....

i gotta pee real bad, but american justice is on and it superb. i'm also in the mid town of a scrabble game with the hus and i'm a gonna get it and win it. there is a tremendous amount of things for...
Posted by N A S T Y on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST

they told me to do it in 3

You have to use 3 words to answer each question. No more, no less. 3. Where is your cell phone? do not know6. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?bringing bacon home9. Your hair? filthy blond bob12. Where...
Posted by N A S T Y on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:51:00 PST

eh,

can't people be normal........even with normal problems. own up, motherfuckers.irritation mode....ACTIVATED.MEH!
Posted by N A S T Y on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST

the summer of piannon

this summer takes the cake.this summer is better than the summer of hello nasty, the summer i got my red tricycle,the summer of my deflowering, the summer of leaving ohio,the summer of "the great esca...
Posted by N A S T Y on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:56:00 PST

giddy up

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?credit cards2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?home3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?no4. If you could go back an...
Posted by N A S T Y on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

another good story...

while shopping at target today i offended a woman. the offense: wearing noah's johnny cash t-shirt with johnny flipping the bird. Picture this: while waiting for the next dirty bathroom stall, "mam...
Posted by N A S T Y on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

every time i look at my wine glass it's empty.....?

I'm havine a nice week so far. Not that anyone cares. I grocery shopped, read and had lunch and drINks with my sister and cousin (sean). nice. Ended the evening with beers with sean and wife lauri...
Posted by N A S T Y on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST

tough titties!

yesterday morning i had my first experience with a patient of mine dying. i feel crappy about it. i felt stuck and in slo-mo. my mind was paused, i looked stupid, it just pisses me off. i always fee...
Posted by N A S T Y on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:24:00 PST

this is my day...

I got up at 5am.made some plans for 10/6/07made some godiva hot chocolate.watched sylvia brown on montel.gotta call from treena, wants to take me to lunch at como's. i accept.and this is the rest of ...
Posted by N A S T Y on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:59:00 PST