Nobody can say who they really are just by a bit of writing on a computer screen. And another thing, for all the cunts in the world, even the ones who don't know they're cunts (there's a lot of you), but are cuntish enough to be called cunts: STOP BEING SO FUCKING GAY
I am paranoid. I don't really hate anyone as such, I'm quite a peaceful person. Not much bothers me at all, I moan a lot about insignificant annoying stuff, but it doesn't really bother me, moaning is just something to do. All my friends rock, they're all legends, every last one of them, I'm pretty sure I'd be dead if it weren't for them, or I might be a lot smarter if it wasn't for them, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I hate reassuring myself, I never sound convincing, 'yeah Scott you will get a job soon and go to it'... urgh. I love chillin' with my friends, I hate being lonely , but hey, it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick !I hope my Mum never finds out about myspace and looks me up...
Here's some stuff that makes me happy :-
Bed - Who doesn't love their own bed?
Friends - You know who you are!
Unintended puns - They're well funny!
Metal - I just can't express how amazing it is!
Smiles - Especially certain people's smiles that can make you melt inside
Memories - I love it when you just remember random things that you did ages ago that were great but you'd forgotten them for ages
Chatting crap - I'm just so good at it
Swearing - I do it all the time so I may as well enjoy it
Getting wasted - It's just so great you really can't beat it, it's like an addiction
Pirates - Any kind of pirate is just awesome: Space Pirates, Zombie Pirates, Clown Pirates, even regular pirates are just damn cool!
What if's - It's well fun to talk about them
Ok it's time for stuff I hate :-
Labelling - We are all people, not jam jars!
Money - It's pure evil! Can turn even the purest of hearts rotten
Arrogance - It's just not on
Vodka - I've had a few fifty-six bad experiences too many with that
When you try and help people and they throw it back in your face - Doesn't it just make you want to set their legs on fire , break their nose, rip their toenails off and kick them in the teeth?
John Drake - Who doesn't hate this wanker!
Scroungers - I am one myself sometimes but at least I try and repay when I can!
The beach - I could write a whole book on how crap the beach is! Sorry but I just don't like it!
HASSLE - I hate hassle of any kind, sometimes I wish I was dead so nobody hassled me, not in a depressing way, just to get away from people hassling me for good!
People who read out loud - It's so annoying! Can they not just read in their heads?!
Hey, at least I'm being honest!
You can always add me to MSN messenger on [email protected] if you fancy a chat!
Hate all the people you love, in a river of blood, and don't forget the guns
Long live the new flesh
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