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Future Sailor

I'll rip out your knee caps and crush them infront of you...

About Me

My name is Scott , but you can call me Scott . I am friendly :) I like fun, maybe a bit too much. I was doing a sound engineering course at University, but I dropped out after nine weeks beccause it wasn't all that, so now I'm a full time bum with no money. I hate the beach and I don't like snow. YEEHAW! Metal Rules! Metalcore is bollcoks though. I used to be in a band, but not any more :(

Nobody can say who they really are just by a bit of writing on a computer screen. And another thing, for all the cunts in the world, even the ones who don't know they're cunts (there's a lot of you), but are cuntish enough to be called cunts: STOP BEING SO FUCKING GAY

I am paranoid. I don't really hate anyone as such, I'm quite a peaceful person. Not much bothers me at all, I moan a lot about insignificant annoying stuff, but it doesn't really bother me, moaning is just something to do. All my friends rock, they're all legends, every last one of them, I'm pretty sure I'd be dead if it weren't for them, or I might be a lot smarter if it wasn't for them, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I hate reassuring myself, I never sound convincing, 'yeah Scott you will get a job soon and go to it'... urgh. I love chillin' with my friends, I hate being lonely , but hey, it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick !
I hope my Mum never finds out about myspace and looks me up...
Here's some stuff that makes me happy :-
Bed - Who doesn't love their own bed?
Friends - You know who you are!
Unintended puns - They're well funny!
Metal - I just can't express how amazing it is!
Smiles - Especially certain people's smiles that can make you melt inside
Memories - I love it when you just remember random things that you did ages ago that were great but you'd forgotten them for ages
Chatting crap - I'm just so good at it
Swearing - I do it all the time so I may as well enjoy it
Getting wasted - It's just so great you really can't beat it, it's like an addiction
Pirates - Any kind of pirate is just awesome: Space Pirates, Zombie Pirates, Clown Pirates, even regular pirates are just damn cool!
What if's - It's well fun to talk about them
Ok it's time for stuff I hate :-
Labelling - We are all people, not jam jars!
Money - It's pure evil! Can turn even the purest of hearts rotten
Arrogance - It's just not on
Vodka - I've had a few fifty-six bad experiences too many with that
When you try and help people and they throw it back in your face - Doesn't it just make you want to set their legs on fire , break their nose, rip their toenails off and kick them in the teeth?
John Drake - Who doesn't hate this wanker!
Scroungers - I am one myself sometimes but at least I try and repay when I can!
The beach - I could write a whole book on how crap the beach is! Sorry but I just don't like it!
HASSLE - I hate hassle of any kind, sometimes I wish I was dead so nobody hassled me, not in a depressing way, just to get away from people hassling me for good!
People who read out loud - It's so annoying! Can they not just read in their heads?!
Hey, at least I'm being honest!
You can always add me to MSN messenger on [email protected] if you fancy a chat!
Hate all the people you love, in a river of blood, and don't forget the guns
Long live the new flesh


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BURN PIANO ISLAND, BURN!

My Interests

Playing drums, drinkin (mostly cider cuz it's the best), smokin, goin out, chillin' with mates, going to gigs (metal gigs that is!) and erm... that about sums it up really... College rocks as well.
There's loads of stuff that I enjoy doing I just don't realise it until I'm doing it, then after I've done it I forget again... If you get what I mean.

How Will You Die?
You scored as Disease. Your death will be by disease. Maybe a foreign bug or you don't brush your teeth.

Natural Causes


60%

Stabbed


60%

Disease


60%

Suicide


53%

Eaten


53%

Disappear


53%

Accident


53%

Bomb


40%

Drowning


27%

Gunshot


27%

Cut Throat


27%

Suffocated


27%

Posion


27%

What's Your Ideal Drug?
You scored as Mushrooms
Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before Fucking trippy.

Inhalents


75%

Mushrooms


75%

Marijuana


63%

Ecstacy


63%

Cocaine


56%

Alcohol


44%

None!


38%

Love Doesn't Rhyme
With Hideos Car Wreck

I'd like to meet:

Someone that knows me

Everything is going to be just awful when we're aroundClick me, I dare you...
Home? ~ Scary ~ Evil ~ Funk ~ Brains ~ Tyrant ~ Xylophonic ~ Spiral

Music:

I love metal! But I'm open minded with music so I'll probably miss a few but here we go :

Fear Factory
In Flames
Slayer
Slipknot
Cradle Of Filth
Apocalyptica
Dimmu Borgir
The Haunted
Demon Hunter
Primus
Prong
Metallica
Soulfly
Megadeth
Biohazard
Iron Maiden
Amen
Pantera
Soilwork
Sepultura
Skindred
Andrew WK
Skinlab
Children Of Bodom
System Of A Down
Mudvayne
Static X
KoRn
Annihilator
Rammstein

Now for the non-metal ones :
Leftover Crack
Scott Brown
Ramones
Dr Dre
Snoop Dogg
M.O.P.
Dropkick Murphys
Less Than Jake
Mad Capsule Markets
AFI
Capdown
Cypress Hill
NOFX
Send More Paramedics
Mindless Self Indulgence
Franz Ferdinand
Rancid
Weezer

Nothing was supposed to hurt like this...

Movies:

Braveheart is the ultimate movie, nothing will ever beat that, but other films I like are Snatch, Lock stock, Resident evil 2, Pulp fiction, and I can't think of any more right now!

Television:

Well I love cartoons such as - Spongebob, Simpsons, Futurama, Grim adventures of Billy & Mandy, Fairly odd parents, Family Guy, Samurai Jack, Megas XLR, Foster's home for imaginary friends, and I can't think of any more right now.
Other TV shows that rock are erm.. Damn I had a few in my head a second ago but now I can't think of any! OOh Emmerdale's cool lol but i can't think of any others at the moment!

Books:



WARNING
Scott is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.

Heroes:

Burnt Face Man

Devvo



We're still insane

My Blog

Liam aka S-Man aka Shmidt

Some of you may know of this person,and somemay not. He died tragically last thursday. I though I'd post a blog about some of my fondest memories of that boy, so here goes: Once we ran out of bee...
Posted by Future Sailor on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:08:00 PST

The trap

I've fallen into the trap,and it's well shit, workin weekends and earning money, then no time to go out and spend it with my mates cuz I'm at fuckin work! I don't want material things, just wanna go o...
Posted by Future Sailor on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:00:00 PST

A Filler Inner

What would you do if I:[1] I committed suicide:[2] I said I liked you:[3] I kissed you:[4] I lived next door to you:[5] I started smoking:[6] I stole something:[7] I was hospitalized:[8] I ran away fr...
Posted by Future Sailor on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 07:57:00 PST

Films!

Who do you lot think is the best person to ever be in a film? I think it has to be the Joker, he was so awesome!
Posted by Future Sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I think I just died

So I need something to put on my gravestone. I was thinking of having 'typical' written on it. Anyone got any better ideas?     All it did was rain......
Posted by Future Sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nobody knows what Mizzuno is

...and neither do I, so I'm not going to talk about it. Well I'm really fed up. Cheers to everyone who posted on my birthday blog btw, muchly appreciated! Apparently if I had grey hair I'd look like B...
Posted by Future Sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Birthday To Me

Well... It's my birthday today and all I've done is sit in and feel ill and almost be sick about a million times. I'm really bored, but this CD rocks. Spose I'll go watch some cartoons now.Laters ...
Posted by Future Sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. Fern

My grandma's dog is very ill and has been put down. She had an enlarged heart and water on the lung. She was one of the best dogs around, always very playful and happy, I shall miss her greatly. R....
Posted by Future Sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nobody likes stoners!

It's true! it's always "Fuckin stoners" and that's all anyone has to say! How irritating! It doesn't really bother me that much I just felt like writing one of these lol. But it's still annoying anywa...
Posted by Future Sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bored

Well I'm bored... But I got my Demon Hunter CD today and it's absolutely mad! I love it! If anyone hasn't heard of Demon Hunter then you should do! Now! Anyways I'm gonna put stuff on this every time ...
Posted by Future Sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST