IF i CoulD I would meet The Mars Volta and Fiona Apple, take a walk with Jesus Christ, jam out with Beethoven, Miles Davis, John Lennon, Buddy Rich, and Herbie Hancock, smoke a blunt with Bradley Nowell & Bob Marley, take a singing lesson from Billie Holiday, make sweet sweet love to Jim Morrison, kick "w" bush in the mutha fuckin nuts, and sip some tea with Socrates.