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The White Barry White

Rock Roll n' Die

About Me

"We live in a time where only the very dull are taken seriously, and I am in constant fear of not being misunderstood." -Oscar Wilde

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My Interests

Guitar, music, art, history, God, nature, movies, museums, people watching...I also speak a fair amount of Spanish and am learning more, so if you're into that, practice with me.

I'd like to meet:

Liberal Christians (we do exist), musicians, barbarians, whiskey reps, and people who like old stuff. HIPPIES AND ROBOTS NEED NOT APPLY, unless you're already in. (Sorry, CRACKBOT 5MILLION. We're cool.)

Music:

ROCK N' ROLL!, Billie Holiday, Cash, The Clash, Sabbath, Hank Sr., Robert Johnson, The Misfits, Primus, doo-wop, Dion and the Belmonts, Lamb of God, Black Dahlia, The Stooges, Sinatra, Patsy Cline, Maiden, The Doors, Mr.Lif, AC/DC, George Jones, The Sonics, Cypress Hill, Jerry Lee Lewis, classical/chamber, Hag, CCR, Big L, Blondie, Chili Peppers, Blind Melon, lots more...

Movies:

I love a twisted romance. Fight Club, Natural Born Killers, True Romance, Goodfellas, any "run from the monster" flicks, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing, Cohen Brothers stuff, Taxi Driver, American Beauty, Ernest, TMNT and TMNT II (but not III), Airheads, Hitchcock, Marilyn Monroe.....

Television:

"If the television craze continues with the present level of programming, we are destined to have a nation of morons." - Boston U. President Dan Marsh, 1950

Books:

"Alice in Wonderland" is my favorite. I also like Poe, Roald Dahl, Jim Morrison, and books of random info.

Heroes:

Working Class. We will rise.

My Blog

Flaming Shots

So my place of employment is wrecked. This is a new one for me. Hell, I've been jobhunting a million times, but never because of fire! I think I'm more stunned than anything; I honestly don't really k...
Posted by The White Barry White on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:09:00 PST

Strange, no?

In 1927, Edwin Wakeman of Manchester committed suicide, leaving this note: "I married a widow with a grown daughter. My father fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her-thus becoming my son-i...
Posted by The White Barry White on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST

For its Own Sake

This is a blog for the purpose of being one. It is as sacred and deserving as any other and may not have otherwise existed. Thank you for reading and appreciating, and have a splendid afternoon.
Posted by The White Barry White on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:40:00 PST

One Year

20 days will mark the passing of one year of my special little face on this here website. In e-infancy, I have met headcases, addicts, artists, and a Mexican, just to name a few. I have also touched b...
Posted by The White Barry White on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 10:26:00 PST

Grill Talk

Remember, humans are the only animals that show their teeth as a "friendly" gesture. What's really going on?
Posted by The White Barry White on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 10:10:00 PST

Surprise, Surprise

If my dog started talking? I'd just say,"We can't tell anybody about this...yet."
Posted by The White Barry White on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 10:05:00 PST

Unwanted Help

So I have 2 messages from Catherine-not 1, but 2, and I can't read them because they're doing "maintenance" on  "certain" users. Seemed to me things were just fine-and you know what they say abou...
Posted by The White Barry White on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A View From Above

The other day as I was walking down the sidewalk, I cast an upward glance at my 3rd floor bedroom window. Suddenly, I had a vision of me standing in the window watching myself walk down the street. It...
Posted by The White Barry White on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wash your hands!

Common opinion is that you should always wash your hands after relieving yourself. Thus, do we as a society agree that nobody keeps their genitals clean?
Posted by The White Barry White on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who goes there?

I just have to say I'm a little dissapointed with the turnout here. I've been on almost a week, and even though people keep viewing my profile, I haven't gotten so much as a "hi" from anyone. In addi...
Posted by The White Barry White on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST