Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?
give me a wine cooler baby, take me to your neverland
I like to make people laugh.
I love beards, seriously.
good friends, bad influences, enemies with guns.
theme songs from 80's sitcoms.
Xenia, Ohio. Xenia, Ohio. A few years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people, left and right. Dogs died. Cats died. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. People's legs and neck bones were sticking out. Oliver found a leg on his roof. A lot of people's fathers died, and were killed by the great tornado. I saw a girl fly through the sky, and I looked up her skirt. Her skull was smashed. And some kids died. My neighbor was killed in that house. He used to ride bikes and three-wheelers. They never found his head. I always thought that was funny.
forensic files, night court, golden girls, growing pains
I like to read the Bible in really public places, like on the subway... and just mutter things to myself like "Oh, bullshit!"
Estelle Getty, Casey Jones, Bill Cosby.