Jeff

Since I keep getting massive amounts of spam friend requests, you now have to put in my last name to become a myspace friend. You can find that on the band myspace page or at the band webpage if you want to add me but don't know my name.
I know every person on my friends list. If I don't know you, I won't add you. If its possible I might not recognize you, hit me up with an e-mail when you request to be a friend to refresh my memory.
Alot is changing...and its for the better.
Check us out at www.myspace.com/trebek and www.trebekband.com
Contact us to purchase our self titled debut CD, or pick one up at the shows.
Only some of the following is true:
The Harry Potter series of books is based off of my childhood. The names were changed to protect me.
Sunlight asks my permission to enter the atmosphere. At night and on cloudy days, I say "NO!"
I really love my bikes, and they love me. I feel like it would be the end of both of us if I ever sold one.
My perfect woman:
- can back it in to turn 3 at Loudon.
- can bust out a #11 and b13 in any key.
- has a set of DD's.
- is fluent in french.
Someday, I will have an airplane, many motorcycles, countless keyboards, and a back yard full of junk.
I used to race sailboats all over New England. Now I collect them and leave them in my back yard.
I perfected tranformers, triple bypass surgery, the weird pocket in men's tighty whities, and the stringy things in oranges, but since I wasn't the "sole inventor" I'm not elligible for credit.
I love the National Anthem and hate Taps
I have a tattoo on the little thing that hangs down in the back of my throat.
I've proven that you can live off of Slim Jims and Chocolate Milk.
My singer looks like a New Kid.
Riding at the racetrack causes me to willingly give all my money towards more trackdays.
I won the nobel peace prize for convincing Gorbachev to "chill out".
Austin Powers really stole MY mojo.
I am contemplating settling down because I found me a good woman who doesn't meet any of the criteria above.
Dave Letterman contacts me for new joke ideas.
I used to tune Billy Joel's piano, but I got fired for making every note sound exactly the same.
If murder was legal, I'd have hundreds of heads mounted on my wall. Actually, I probaly wouldn't be here right now if that was the case.
Flying helicopters is like being in a relationship with a woman. Everything goes around in circles, there's alot of maintenance, tons of noise, and its very dangerous.
Never, EVER trust a slow blinker.
No mortal has ever proven me wrong.
The number of people who hate me is pretty close to the number of those who love me.
Sometimes I wake up and my tongue is a different color.
I'll never remember your name but I won't forget your face.
My last band was not a mistake.
If I won the lottery, I would buy perfect strangers bigger boobs.
Within 10 years my best buddy will be back home.
My time has come.
I'll see you soon.