cory

..o yeah my name is cory...but i usually go by corny. i think i'm a really really riducously suave guy. yup a regular ladies man that's me....well actually im just good at spitting game with ladies that LOOK like men. Alright about me growing up. ONCe a upon a time....I was ophaned and raised by wolves. It was those early years that i learned to be the leader of the pack and fend for my territory. So the time came when i became a man and bid my farewells to my canine family. I then hitchiked and rode with a man who was smuggling acouple illegal aliens which he disguised them under horse manuer and found myself in the city of San Jose. I then got inspired and became a super hero a rescued a little girl from her tower that she had been imprisoned in. I wisked her away and made her my official pillow. While scrapping for fallen change on the floor i met this dude he was sitting on the side of the street playing these crazy beats on his fabricated drums made of pots and plastic containers. I thought he was cool so i said hey your kinda cool so i dubbed him Ian and aquired him for my band. We needed our band to take off so we decided to join the circus. There ian and i found the skills to become really really riduculously good trapeeze artists. And then we became famous and now we own your little pathetic minds with our music. THE END! So listen to our music bitches!!!! myspace.com /playadifferentway