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Jarrad

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

MySpace Layouts - Black Smoke myspace layouts
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MyHeritage : Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity

My Interests

Reading, Writing, Music, theserpico, movie geek-dom. The Arsenal.

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith. Scott Mosier. Arsene Wenger. Uma Thurman. Julie Delpy. Michael Stipe. Gordon Brown to smack some sense into that bitch.I have NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in meeting any myspace ho's or any woman who doesn't exist and yet still wants to be my "friend" so I can look at photos of "her" and her friends with their baps out.Go rot in Hell you pathetic individuals ruining myspace for us decent people.I am not in a relationship I am single however I have had to change this on a tip-off that it keeps them at bay, presumably they have some spammy programme that they run to pick up on the status.....therefore if you are not a myspace spam ho please feel free to contact me. Well, not so much free, more obliged.

Music:

The awesome new Raconteurs album, Consolers Of The Lonely=======I Am Kloot--------Violent Femmes-------Brain Thrust Mastery by We Are Scientists-------Tapestry by Carole King--------Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier - Smodcast::::: Dan Carlin's Hardcore History Podcasts::::: The Hollywood Saloon::::::::::: Gervais, still (yawn):::::::::

Movies:

Currently:Zodiac Jaws The Empire Strikes Back The Godfather trilogy (yes III as well!) Kill Bill (both of course) Before Sunrise/Before Sunset Early John Carpenter especially The Thing A Scanner Darkly which is growing on me.Riding GiantsCurrently ploughing through the work of Kevin Smith once again in advance of another stunning piece of writing by myself on the subject.

Television:

Nothing beats The Wire - the greatest TV show ever (yeah right, everyone says that. But, really, it is.) RIP Omar - that was no way for him to go out but then again, it totally was.And a tip of the hat to Slim Charles 'cos he is one fly mother.The West Wing and anything written by Aaron Sorkin, The Shield, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Top Gear, the criminally under-rated That 70's Show, Seinfeld, Frasier, CSI, PEEP SHOW!!!!!!! QI, Firefly, Band Of Brothers, Charles In Charge.Current Fave: Freaks And Geeks.THE WIRE THE WIRE THE WIRE THE WIRE THE WIRE THE WIRE THE WIREWorrying penchant for rubbish american sitcoms. And using the word "penchant" in a heterosexual way.Currently Playing: COD 3 Guitar Hero III (still. Mississippi Queen. oh yeah.) GTA IV - am I the only one underwhelmed?Then later in the summer....Guitar Hero Aerosmith....just so I can rock to some Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Emooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww-shhhhuuunnnnnnnnnnn. Dazed and Confused style. Ever look at a dollar bill, man? there's some crazy shit on a dollar bill, man...

Books:

The Secret History by Donna Tartt, Bret Easton Ellis, Tim Willocks, lots of movie books especially The Kid Stays In The Picture by Robert Evans. David Carradine's Kill bill Diary, Jon Ronson and The Dangerous Book For Boys.Currently reading:My Boring-Ass Life, The Uncomfortably Candid Diary Of Kevin Smith.Finished it and it's just great. It's strangely hypnotic. It's like American Psycho in some ways - listing what he's doing, attention to DVDetail. The obsession with TiVO.Are You Dave Gorman? The QI Book Of Animal Ignorance Football And Gangsters

Heroes:

Brian Dennehy, Scott Baio, Tony Danza, Han Solo, Dennis Bergkamp (obviously), Aaron Sorkin, Paddy Considine, Ewan McGregor, Damian Lewis (for Band Of Brothers...KARL PILKINGTON, little round headed shaven monkey. I mean it's not like I have shrines but when respect is due it's time to pay...DOMINIC WEST AS JIMMY MCNULTY IN THE WIRE. JIMMY MCNULTY IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Nick Frost because he is off the F'kin chain!Scott Mosier because he is one fly mother. Kevin Smith.

My Blog

Crystal Skull Has A Glass Jaw

It seems like every review of Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull has begun by explaining how much the reviewer loved the original movies, how large a part of their childhood they were,...
Posted by Jarrad on Thu, 22 May 2008 07:44:00 PST

Stop Me If Youve Heard This One Before - The Raconteurs, Hammersmith Odeon, May 14th 2008.

As you may be aware, I saw The Raconteurs the last time they toured this quaint island, back in 2006. I was rather impressed. This time I was more than impressed, I was blown away. First things first...
Posted by Jarrad on Fri, 16 May 2008 02:53:00 PST

Celebrity Skin

I've got an agent - he gets me in the rags,I used to be an actress now it's tits-out for the mags.The opening of an envelope is nowt if I'm not there,Or lounging in my underwear - my sex life all laid...
Posted by Jarrad on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:54:00 PST

What Happens In Vegas Should Not Only Stay In Vegas......

......But Should Be Set Alight, Locked In A Lead-Lined Casket And Buried Deep Beneath The Desert.I have already seen a number of blogs and articles ripping this piece of shit to shreds so I am strayin...
Posted by Jarrad on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:08:00 PST

Eduardo

On Saturday February 23rd Arsenal's Croatian striker Eduardo Da Silva suffered a horrific double compound fracture of his left leg as a result of a tackle made by Martin Taylor just 3 minutes into the...
Posted by Jarrad on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:22:00 PST

Can we just stop this, please?

One of my semi-regular rants. Please leave your abuse at the end. As usual, all of the questions, none of the answers.1. "Carbon Footprint".Who invented this phrase? Why has no-one noticed that it is...
Posted by Jarrad on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:36:00 PST

MWIM - supplemental.

MWIM&..26/01/08You may notice something different about this My Week In Movies. For a start, it's been longer than a week since the last one. I think I may have over-done the movies at Christmas becau...
Posted by Jarrad on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:30:00 PST

My Christmas In Movies.....

Due to the festivities this week's blog covers the last fortnight or so, so make yourself a cup of tea before you wade through this grammar-manglingly desperate cynicism&&I'm hoping to get onto some o...
Posted by Jarrad on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:38:00 PST

Charles In Charge - My Week In Movies

&&How much whimsy can one man take? (Answer: More than you would have thought humanly possible. A deliberate effort to review more made-for-TV-Movies (TVM) to celebrate the festive period results in c...
Posted by Jarrad on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:05:00 PST

My Week In Movies

&more tales from the sofa. The good, the bad and the made for TV. Quick reviews of movies I've seen in the past week buried amongst endless ramblings about nothing in particular.Primal Fear (1996)One ...
Posted by Jarrad on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:50:00 PST