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About Me



My love's an ocean, better not cross it.

I play World of Warcraft . I make perfect popovers without a recipe. I've had my fifteen minutes of fame. I am an earth sensitive with synaesthetic perception. I'm a decent writer and a better editor. I cry easily but I don't hold a grudge. I spend a lot of time at the beach these days. I'm a sucker for an enigma. Once upon a time I was an L.A. punk, but my identity has long since been tied up in middle age eccentricities. I love people, but I'm reclusive. Music is my anti-depressant. On warm evenings I stalk raccoons. I believe mayonnaise should be outlawed. I love Jesus but it's not what you think.
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I'd like to meet:

The short list: My biological parents, Syd Barrett, Anne Lamott, Paula Deen, Dave Eggers, Otep Shamaya,Barack Obama, anyone skilled with haircutting scissors, survivors of all kinds and one really good man to share the rest of my days with.Creative people living in Ventura County.

My Blog

The Hives (the band)

I interviewed the Hives for VCReporter. They're playing tonight at the Ventura Theatre with Eagles of Death Metal, who I met at Juice on Chestnut today. I'll be there.Read it here.
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:46:00 GMT

Green Goes to the Dogs

My first article for Ventana Monthly is about a really cool female landscape architect who designs and fabricates sustainable green roof doghouses. Read it here.
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Tow Knee Chavez Article

The headline should read: Punk as Fuck, but you know, it was changed so as not to offend the esteemed readers of VCReporter. http://vcreporter.com/cms/story/detail/punk_as_0100/6265/Add itionally, erro...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Interview with Southern Culture on the Skids

Schtick-to-your-ribs musicFor Southern Culture on the Skids, it's all gravyBy Michel Cicero 08/28/2008They sing about banana pudding and Mexican wrestlers. There is nearly as much grease in their hair...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:21:00 GMT

The Primer Nationals: Meet the Parkers

A new article>/a> for VCReporter:
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:17:00 GMT

Fear and Loafing

Read my guide to summer reading in a post-Bush election year which published today.Fear and LoafingSummer reading in a post-Bush election yearBy Michel Cicero 07/17/2008Every year, as the days grow lo...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:51:00 GMT

Daisy De La Hoya-My Article

Read it Here.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:16:00 GMT

the human condition

Human nature trumpsthe human heartthe broken heartedfind no hope in humanitythe human spirit is an oxymoronor at leastimpossiblePossibilityis a teasemeant to appeaselosers like me
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:07:00 GMT

more stuff Ive learned

On Friday the 13th I will get fired from my job for no apparent reason and with no explanation. This will of course occur on the second brutal day of my menstrual cycle and the day after viewing the f...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:31:00 GMT

stuff I have learned

On the same day that I'm angry with my boss and I have a headache and the earliest signs of PMS have begun to show up like uninvited guests at my door, at least 3 of the following things will also hap...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:54:00 GMT