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I'd like to meet:

Some rich old bag who will write me into her will, and let me lay around on my ass by the pool all day drinking tequila and smoking cigars.

My Blog

Packing Sucks!

I officially have too much shit!  There is no way I can take all of this with me.  I have already given away furniture, half my clothes, and most of my kitchen crap and I still have too much...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:28:00 GMT

Warning: Cute Puppy Pics inside

For anyone who has wondered why puppies, kittens, and small children are so cute, it's so you don't kill them.  As if I didn't have enough to occupy all of my time and make all of my money disapp...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 21:21:00 GMT

Did I pay for this ass whoopin? .... Damn I'm getting old

So, as if I didn't have enough to do, I'm now taking martial arts classes.  As any of you who really know me can confirm, I seldom act much more than 25, but I felt more like 45 after I started t...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 19:21:00 GMT

Smackin' Dat Ass!

Ok, this is all Ashli's fault.  Actually Donna started it, but Ash just pushed it over the edge.  I'm going to be up all damn night now. Who likes to be spanked? Almost everyone likes a l...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 22:12:00 GMT

Tribe Girls...

... Kick Ass! Why do you all live so far away?   We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 16:29:00 GMT

Such a Slacker

Ok, so I lied. I haven't been posting shit!  I'm busy dammit.  I have computers to fix and people to bitch at.  I have dishes stacked up in the sink and my truck is a damn mess.  I...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 17:46:00 GMT

My first boring entry

Hello, Since you must be bored, I'm assuming you're bored if you're reading this , I will try not to put you to sleep. I never think I have anything to say when I start, but once I get going I don...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:04:00 GMT