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I'd like to meet:

Well, i'd like 2 meet Jesus (Christ) coz he seemed 2 be an absolute geezer, n i bet he could mack all the honeys, coz being the son of God i bet hes hung like a horse, plus it'dnever be a dull moment with him, if hes not curing people from various diseases then hes being stoned and spat at by the Jews or being crucified by the Romans, all in all i bet hes a stand up guy, thts why id like to meet Jesus.Thats it....for now.Im Stickin my survey here because i have no reason. eh?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kaz...thtz enuf
Birthday: Sum time this year
Birthplace: a hospital duurrr
Current Location: The Earth
Eye Color: Dependz on the light?wtf, i mean brown.
Hair Color: haha, fuck me, doez actually depend on tha light
Height: not quite 6' not under 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: when doin what?
Your Heritage: Ha, fuck noz man, my family are slagz.
The Shoes You Wore Today: blue chukz
Your Weakness: a bullet, a car, a bomb. U no general shit.
Your Fears: Talkin pot dollz and Death...
Your Perfect Pizza: dnt no, 1 wi tomato on it or sumat, who carez like.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Dnt no, toss of a turtle, thtz an achievement folkz.
&..39;Thoughts First Waking Up:' Fuck sake, cba pissin wi a hard-on agen.
Your Best Physical Feature: My gooch!
Your Bedtime: when mummy sayz
Your Most Missed Memory: playin wiv my willy in tha swimmin pool
Pepsi or Coke: beer, jus to b a clever dick
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK baby, naw Subway, to b clever agen
Single or Group Dates: a date to start wi
Chocolate or Vanilla: who actually givz a shit
Cappuccino or Coffee: as above, but ther basically tha same, both caffiene
Do you Smoke: y u gonna tel me to stop too?
Do you Swear: fuck ye, bet evry cunt put tht hu answered this Q
Have you Been in Love: ye, wi ur mum
Do you want to go to College: dnt no, itz £30 a week init
Do you want to get Married: ye, 2 ur mum
Do you belive in yourself: y am i the mesiah (thtz god for tha under achieverz)
Do you get Motion Sickness: ye, i throw up wen i walk...wot a fuckin question
Do you think you are Attractive: ur mum doez.
Are you a Health Freak: are u a survey tht askz no questionz wotsoeva?
Do you get along with your Parents: im adopted u twat, u fink ur fuckin funny
Do you like Thunderstorms: y...sum fuckin random Qz ere buddy
Do you play an Instrument: ye, my cock
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, im a strict muslim
In the past month have you Smoked: wot is it wi u n fuckin smokin, get a life pal
In the past month have you been on Drugs:&..39;
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ye, wi ur mum
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: wtf is one o thm, shoppin centre bud
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wtf, u gonna cum ova 2 our side of tha pond or wot man
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i took a fish out of itz bowl n ate it, doez tht count
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but wil b soon and im fuckin brickin it
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, me n ur mum get on quite well
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ye, wi ur mum
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: like ur mumz dignity?
Ever been Drunk: no, im a human not a liquid
Ever been Beaten up: nearly, ur dad came home
Ever Shoplifted: no, ther pretty heavy
How do you want to Die: not typin this, wen doez it fuckin end man
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland, itz a country. wel dun kaz, it is, 1gold star
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black, wich urz ul b if u dnt stop askin daft questionz
Favourite Hair Color: WHACK!
Short or Long Hair: medium hair?? u dick, define long or short.
Height: tld u b4, now ur jus doin it to piss ppl off
Weight: dnt push ur luck buddy
Best Clothing Style: i dnt care, but WIGGA if u feel up to it
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dnt no, i dnt no u do i
Number of CDs I own: honestly now, is this ur survey or mine
Number of Piercings: dnt no, but i cn tel u ow many ur mumz got
Number of Tattoos: tel u this to
Number of things in my Past I Regret: takin this fuckin survey, bain of my fuckin life.

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