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Пиковая ♠ дама

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About Me


The Queen of ♠ is...
Dronning av spadene. Reina de palas. すき〔スペード〕の女王. Dame pique. Pik-Königin. Пиковая дама. Regina di vanghe. Koningin van schoppen. Rainha de pás. 铁铲的女王.
the preferred card to represent a dark haired woman for a reading.
called “Pallas” on the French deck, possibly after the Greek goddess Athena.
the only queen with a scepter.
a very dark-haired woman, can be seductive or unscrupulous.
cold and calculated.
a meeting with a dark haired woman who will act selfishly against you.
a very dark woman, of malicious disposition.
a woman who is malicious, spiteful, selfishly domineering.
a dark-haired mature woman...the Queen is seductive.
an enemy, or woman ill-disposed toward the Seeker.
a lonely or depressed woman.
a muse.
a woman of great authority.
a female, deceased.
an unpleasant truth, or in general, a lie.
the Black Sister.
a song by Styx
very dark or very evil.
your wish to soon come true.
swords. Winter. Air. Libra. Minerva.
the exact opposite of the Queen of Diamonds, who represents all things good.
a woman whom you identify with your problems.
putting a painful past behind and overcoming some hardships.
a disappointed woman.
trouble, trouble, and more trouble.


Hi, I'm Brittany Holdahl.
(pronounced hole-DOLL)
My name was almost Charlotte.
I still brood over the fact that it isn't.
I'm not humble- I just don't like myself.
In fact,
knowing I've abandoned
three people in the past,
I could say
the regret of doing so
makes it hard
to face myself
some mornings.
I think you're just plain groovy.
I really like zombies because they're such jerks.
And they somehow manage to pull it off- I admire that.
I want to be one when I grow up.
Stalkers are a bit silly.
That's why I only Add people I recognize or assume are relatively harmless.
I'm weird... in an endearing way.
I ask the same questions over and over because I like how you answer them over and over.
I'm too creative. It annoys people. Sorry.
My sense of humor is really... strange.
I don't really hate anyone, so far as I know.
Random things like linoleum and carrots make me feel uncomfortable.
I occasionally wear a key around my neck.
It no longer has a function, but it /is/ a real key.
And you are the umpteenth person to ask me if it's the "key to my heart"...
You're adorable, but you need to think up a new line.
My eyes are two different colours and two different sizes.
I'm a natural blonde.
I'm really THAT pale.
I sing.
I'm a freelance graphic designer.
My voice is too deep.
My butt is too big.
My boobs are too small.
I'm cool enough to have
-not one-
but TWO fan clubs.
(Zero would have been suffice...)
My bulletins are the best, even though I hold a bit of disdain for MySpace.
I'm Norwegian.
Viking Pride, baby.
I make things sound more exciting than they are.
I'm too much of a ninja to go on with this dribble.
You should have a conversation with me sometime.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with Facebook...
or dA.

But, on here?
No one.
However, if I've met you in person or through some other source, feel free to message.
Seriously, it's safe-
I've had all of my shots.

Who I'd NOT like to meet:
If you stalk my friends and/or I, I won't be very appreciative of your existence and/or open to you, so don't expect an add.

If you don't intend to actually speak to me beyond "yoO ur keWl cumMenT baK plZ lolz k thAnx!" , don't bother- Because I certainly won't.

If you are one of those people who constantly begs for comments on pictures which posses the caption "Omgz! I sO uGLee!" and it just so happens that I have previously added you, yes, I will leave a comment which agrees with said caption because you know you aren't ugly- If you were honestly humiliated by that picture you wouldn't have the gaul to post it, let alone advertise it.

If you are one of those people who constantly posts chain bulletins (i.e.- "Tom will delete you if you don't repost!", "Ghostie will kill you in your sleep if you don't repost!", "51 ways to tell if he loves you!", "Omgz! Free Tracker! It really works!", "Barcardi Strawberry Lemon No Panties", etc. etc.), I regard your existence as futile- I mean, really, if you're gullible enough to believe all that is fed to you through measley MySpace bulletins posted by anonymous patrons then you really deserve to have your tubes cut so that no idiots of your caliber will grace us with their presence for any future generations- You are a burden to society.

Oh, and if I don't know you personally and see that you're a prostitot with 1000+ friends and no purpose in life when I initially check your profile after seeing your Friend Request, I'll assume you're a whore and I won't touch you based on the meer fact that I'd rather not catch your MySTDs- Besides, I'd also rather not help you compensate for your short-comings and lack of real-life friends by becoming another notch on your internet-based bedpost... because I'm such an awesome person. ♥

Music:


Some bands...

311, 69 Eyes, 999, AC/DC, Action Action, The Addicts, Adema, AFI, Agent Felix, Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, Amy Winehouse, And One, Andrew Bird, Antiflag, Apoptygma Berzerk, The Aquabats, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Armor for Sleep, Ashe, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, The Bags, Bang Sugar Bang, Bat For Lashes, Battles, Bauhaus, The Beatles, Be Your Own Pet, Billy Idol, The Birthday Massacre, Bitter:Sweet, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blitzen Trapper, Bloc Party, Blue Oyster Cult, Blonde Redhead, Bouncing Souls, Brand New, The Bravery, Bright Eyes, Cake, Caribou, The Casualties, Celldweller, Chemical Brothers, CoCo Rosie, Cold, Coldplay, Cold War Kids, The Cramps, The Cranberries, Crossfade, The Cruxshadows, The Cure, The Darkness, Dave Gahan, Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, Deadsy, Deathboy, Death Cab for Cutie, Death From Above, Depeche Mode, The Doors, The Dresden Dolls, Editors, Edwyn Collins, Eisley, Elliot Smith, Emily Haines, Eve 6, Finger Eleven, FireMonkey, Flobots, Flogging Molly, Flyleaf, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, The Fratellis, Freezepop, Fuel, Garbage, Goo Goo Dolls, Hard-Fi, Her Space Holiday, HIM, Hole, Hoobastank, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Ingrid Michaelson, Interpol, Iron&Wine, Jack Off Jill, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Kate Nash, Kenna, KillHannah, Kittie, KoRn, Lacuna Coil, Leaether Strip, Led Zepplin, Les Savy Fav, Less Than Jake, Lifehouse, Lily Allen, London After Midnight, Love Spit Love, Massive Attack, Menomena, Madness, Marcy Playground, Margot & The Nuclear So And So's, Marilyn Manson, Metric, The Mountain Goats, Moving Units, Muse, Nancy Sinatra, Neuroticfish, New Order, The New Pornographers, Nightwish, NIN, Nirvana, No Doubt, NoFX, Oasis, Orgy, Ours, Our Lady Peace, A Perfect Circle, Placebo, Portishead, The Postal Service, The Psychadelic Furs, The Racounteurs, Radio 4, Radiohead, Rammstein, Rancid, The Rasmus, Ratatat, Razed in Black, Regina Spektor, The Residents, Rilo Kiley, Rise Against, Rock Kills Kid, The Rolling Stones, The Roots, Sara Bareilles, Seether, Sevendust, Sex Pistols, She Wants Revenge, Shinedown, Shiny Toy Guns, Silverchair, Silversun Pickups, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Sneaker Pimps, Soundgarden, Spoon, Stabbing Westward, Stonesour, Sublime, Switches, Three Days Grace, Throwdown, Tiger Army, Tonic, Tool, The Transplants, Trapt, The Twilight Sad, The Used, Vampire Weekend, Vanity Beach, Velvet Revolver, The Verve, The Vibrators, VNV Nation, Voltaire, VonRay, We Are Scientists, The White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zeromancer, Zombina and the Skeletones
SUPPORT LOCAL MUSIC:
Check out the bands I have on my Friends page.

Heroes:

♥VYVYAN♥

My Blog

Ipecac.

When the time comes You're no longer there Fall down to my knees Begin my nightmare Words spill from my drunken mouth I just can't keep them all in I keep up with the racing rats And do my best to wi...
Posted by 8:>20O ♠ 40<0 on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:21:00 PST

Does he *honestly*...

DOES HE /HONESTLY/ LOVE ME LIKE HE CLAIMS TO? The One Card spread is the most concise of all spreads, intended to provide a quick take on a situation, or to reduce it to a single point of meditation....
Posted by 8:>20O ♠ 40<0 on Sun, 25 May 2008 06:32:00 PST

Shot at Love w/ Brittany Holdahl: EPIC BATTLE!

It all started...stittchdoll (12:01:52 AM): Lisa. I severely love youstittchdoll (12:02:10 AM): The severity of my love for you... is insurmountable[Lisa] (12:02:29 AM): ROFl[Lisa] (12:02:33 AM): XDAN...
Posted by 8:>20O ♠ 40<0 on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:55:00 PST

What Otters Dream...

Hey kiddo-Your subconscious was bothering me, what with me doing something as uncharacteristic as stabbing you,so I tried to make sense of it...&spades;Stage To dream that you are on a stage, repr...
Posted by 8:>20O ♠ 40<0 on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:56:00 PST

. jellyfish .

My Personal Statement Monologue for Theatre Creativity:Basic Class:   *clears throat*   So, I've been tripping out like this since 1997 when I looked at my hands for the first time. And, I ...
Posted by 8:>20O ♠ 40<0 on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:30:00 PST

I aced.

?10?"When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides.And when it subsides, you have to make a decision.You have to work out whether your roots areb...
Posted by 8:>20O ♠ 40<0 on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST

Idyosencricies Which Make Me a Loathesome Creature

Some things you should know before you get to know me:I'm an insecure individual with no self-belief.Don't hold me short of telling white lies if it will deter an awkward situation.I'm awkward in gene...
Posted by 8:>20O ♠ 40<0 on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

. unsung .

If only I could get into that corner of your headwhere things finally match and meet the standards that you setOh how I wish I was the treasure that you were lookin' forbet I would feel better if only...
Posted by 8:>20O ♠ 40<0 on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:30:00 PST

So ungodly beautiful.

If you tell me I'm beautiful one more time...     I will choke a bitch.   Don't befriend me or (especially) date me becauseyouthinkI'mpretty.   If you do so and I inevitably f...
Posted by 8:>20O ♠ 40<0 on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

. mutualLOVEunrequited .

mutual adjectivegiven etc by each of two or more to the other(s)Example: mutual help; Their dislike was mutual.   love nounstrong attachment with sexual attractionExample: They are in love with ...
Posted by 8:>20O ♠ 40<0 on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST