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So very Gary

About Me


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I think you're fat. Not Phat, but Fat. I love you're belly shirt. It's fitting because you actually have a belly. And the g-string. Sexy, swine. It looks like it's screaming to get the hell outta there. It makes your love handles look like Big Wheel handle bars. And the tatoo on the top of your crack...love it. Tramp stamp XXL. That's hot.

My Interests

Eating and being fat.

I'd like to meet:

Fat Albert...Cuz he's fat...duh.

Music:

Fat Boys, Heavy D, Wilson Philips and Britney Spears. Any group that looks like they might Oink while they eat.

Movies:

I don't like movies. They take to long. I need commercials to get up and get something more to eat.

Television:

Gimme a Break, Facts of life, Rachael Ray and Lingo.

Books:

How to cook everything, Betty Crocker Cook Book, Joy of Cooking and The Qur'an. Praise Alah.

Heroes:

Richard Simmons, Jerrad, and Taylor Hicks (fatass in the making).