Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love, some people call me Curtiiiis cuz i speak of the pompitus of Love.~~.My name is Curtis The Big Unit Grilli and im an Adrenaline junky and that part is true but Seriously though nobody calls me The Big Unit( im like 5''5'') or the Space Cowboy for that matter. People do call me Grill, GrillDog, Silly Grilli.I live on Cape Cod and it dont get much better than that. I enjoy running past old people, blowing out other peoples birthday candles, Im the Class Clown. I have many talents wich include, Back Rubs, Badmitton, playing Take Me Out To The Ball Game on my nose, that part of the hokey pokey were u put ur left foot in and extreme snuggling, i beleive that snuggling is the answer to all of our problems, that all sex offenders should be forced to wear swooshy pants so they cant sneak up on n.e one, and that the Upper Cape should be the Lower Cape but its to late to change that. Im a LifeGaurd, rockwall instructor, surf shop guy? and surf instructor, but at night I rid the streets of Harwich from Crime. I wont get too mad if you I.M. me CGRILL76.
~: If u dont like my fire then dont come around... cuz im gonna burn one down:~ NOW.............HERE IS MY RETARDED PIG, SNOUT.. BE NICE HES A RETARD.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Personal Quiz
What's your name? Curtis ''The Big Unit'' Grilli
What was the last movie you saw? Out Cold
What is the most recognizable taste in the world? Am i the fucking world? how would i know? probably my cock though
Who's your favorite star wars character? Chuey that big furry bastard
What's your favorite GOOD T.V. show? The O.C lol
If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Remember, flying is for women. the power to answer rhetorical questions like this.
What's your favorite band? The Roots Down Below
Who is your biggest inspiration? I dont have one of those
What's you favortie extreme sport? Surfing
Who's your favorite sports player? Dont have one of those either
If you were stranded on an island with jesse McCartney, and there was no food, would you eat him? Ya right i dont eat gays
Twinkies or Burritos? Burriots
Chocolate or Steak? Steak
A hot bowl of soup, or a long nap? Or a combination of both? A delectable combination
If you could watch the movie the trumen show or play a game of baseball, with a broken bat, which would it be? Why? Baseball because i could kill myself with the broken bat because thats what i want to do when someome says something about the truman show
What is the worst smell in the world? Bigfoots dick
aol or aim? or gay sex? Oh gay sex for shoooo
A lecture in enlgish class or eata sheet of tin foil? My mind is telling me tin foil, but my large intestant is telling me english class
would you rather lick a cat with dandruff, or take a bite of spinach drenched in vomit? lmao hahahahahahaha. i dont lick pussy if its got dandruff
If you had the option to take canada and all of its inhabitants off the globe, would you? No what the fuck would i do with them?
if you had to either swim in sewege or rub your face on a moldy tomato, whichm would you choose? This question makes me wanta strangle a prostitute
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Curtis ''The Big Unit'' Grilli
Birthday: Feb,17th, 1989
Birthplace: Brewster
Current Location: Harwich
Eye Color: Brown/Bloodshot
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: 5''4'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty, Skate Goofy, Surf regular
Your Heritage: Mostly Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fuck Shoes
Your Weakness: If you rub my tummy i get a boner
Your Fears: I am Dauntless (meaning i have no fear)
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple and Bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting a real sponsership would be dandy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Word
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the fuck are you? and do you know what the surfs like today?
Your Best Physical Feature: My toe alignment is wicked noice
Your Bedtime: 5:30
Your Most Missed Memory: Learning to surf on the outer
Pepsi or Coke: Orange Juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Group me and a group of chicks
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck em Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Cocoa
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Yes i dooohooo
Do you Shower Daily: O ya
Have you Been in Love: Yes i have
Do you want to go to College: OOYA, O.C.C baby
Do you want to get Married: When the time is right
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: haha naw
Do you think you are Attractive: Naw maybe on the inside
Are you a Health Freak: Used to be
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: I make them
Do you play an Instrument: Yes i do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes i have, too much
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes i have, too much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Naw
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Kinda ya
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ya
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Wicked
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: woops
In the past month have you been on Stage: They werent stages till i made them stages but yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No dice
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Haha fucking ya i have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Couple of hearts and stuff
Ever been Drunk: Little Bit
Ever been called a Tease: No Dice
Ever been Beaten up: Only on the inside
Ever Shoplifted: Ya
How do you want to Die: On a real big wave
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Indonesia or Japan maybe Aussie if had mad doe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: um how bout a blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Dont matter when you lie them down
Weight: like 200lbs benching like 350
Best Clothing Style: Girl Clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: I thought we were talking bout chicks?
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: None that i left in
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I live with no regrets
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