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Pimp MySpace PhatPimpClothing.com Hey yall my name is Big Tiny. My real name is Chris, but all my friends know me as Big Tiny! I have a younger brother that is 18 months younger than me named Jonathan, but everyone knows him by his nickname Wet-Hay! Want to know the story behind his nickname ask me sometime! Iâ€™m a down home southern kind of guy. I was born and raised in Charlotte, NC, but my heart has always been in the country! I was southern born, southern bred, and when I die I will be southern dead! I have always loved the outdoors whether I am huntin, fishin, muddin, ridin 4 wheelers, going to NASCAR races, or just hanging out with my best buds by a bonfire drinkin some cold beer! I would also like to mention that I have a huge weakness for southern red headed gals!!! I am currently 20 years old â€“ soon to be 21 when January rolls around again. My birthday is on the 30th, but I have always loved the number 7 and it has always been my favorite number. I love the country because you canâ€™t beat wearin some Wranglers or Carhartts with a skoal ring in your back pocket, wearin some Justin work boots and working out in the hot heat on a nice summer day! I also love my Lord and Savior! He has given me everything I need to survive and I have given my life to him! I try to go to church every Sunday that I can when I am not working and I enjoy every bit of it! I love Country Music and it donâ€™t get no better than that! I also listen to Classic/Southern Rock every now and then. My favorite radio stations are 96.9, 103.7, 104.1, 105.7, 95.7, & 99.7. I love to go to Coyote Joes, a country and western bar/night club in Charlotte, especially when a star is there to do some line dancing and check out all the nice and sweet southern belles that I love so much! I consider my stomping ground to be Huntersville/Cornelius NC! I hang out in Dicks Parking Lot with my buds a lot at Birkdale and sometimes in the Wal-Mart Parking lot in Mooresville! I am up at Birkdale or somewhere in Huntersville almost every Friday and Saturday nights. I currently work for a company called UESI which is security company that has venues such as Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre (Concerts), UNCC Basketball and Ceremonies, USC Football, USC Basketball, and some others. I tend to work back stage at VWA and I get to meet a lot of the stars. I am a huge DUKE fan. If you donâ€™t like it get over it and donâ€™t cry to me about it; end of story period. I am a laid back kind of guy, but I know how to go out, party, and have a good time! I like cold BL or Icehouse, Copenhagen, Skoal, Redman, Taylorâ€™s Pride, good ole Jack and Jim, Sweet Tea, and so much more. I am sure I have left a lot out in which I will update later on. Yall go ahead and add me if you wanna! I might just have to Git-R-Done and add you too! If there is anything else you wanna know just IM me @ BigTiny786. Yall come back now you hear? You've just been skeeted on...
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Last thing you burned while cooking? Hmm... I don't burn things I am a good cook!!!
Describe yourself in 3 words? Southern, Country, Proud
How long does it take you to get ready for your day? 10 - 15 minutes
Are you a health freak? Hell No!
How many people have you thought were the one? Only 1
What turns you off about opp sex? Extremely Overweight (I like thick gals, but not huge gals)
What kind of car do you drive? Ford Escape
Favorite thing to toast to? IDK
What celebrity would you have coffee with? Morgan Freeman
What celebrity would you not have sex with? Paris Hilton
What is the main ringtone on your cell? Pick Up The Damn Phone (Larry the Cable Guy)
What were you doing at midnight last night? Working security at the Young Jeezy Concert
Last TV show you watched? Smallville
Who is your best friend? Josh Pinkston
Who in your family do you get along with? Everyone
What is your top 5 hollywood hottie list? 1)Shakira, 2) Anna Kournikova, 3) Maria Sharapova, 4) Miranda Lambert, and 5) Sarah Evans
Who is the 4th person person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Jonathan's Cell
When/where was the last place you traveled? Myrtle Beach SC Spring Break 06
How many times have you been in love? once
How old will you be in 10 years? 30
What did your last text messge you received on your cell say? do you think youll be off by 1?
What is a saying you say alot? Whatever
Sinful snacking weakness? Peanut Butter Fudge
Best clothing style? Southern Atire
Ever run out of gas? No
Ever been to Europe? No but I wanna go to Germany
Worst date ever? Haven't really had a bad date
Personal Records? What about them?
What would you do if you could be the opp sex for a day? find out all the secrets that women are telling each other about all men
Total jail time? none
Have a crush on anyone you work with? maybe
In your CD player right now? Brad Paisley Mudd on the Tires
What is something you believe in? God
What is something you fear? Spiders
Big or Small? Big
Worst physical pain you ever experienced? Removal of my wisdom teeth and tonsils
Tell us something about your childhood? I used to play with cars on the floor making a vroom vroom sound as I drove them around
Best time to catch you in a good mood? almost anytime of the day
If you could be anything for a day, what would it be? IDK
Most prized possession? Items from my late grandmother's house
Would you ever sell it? NO!!!
What is one of your pet peeves? People going the speed limit or under it in the fast lane!
Favorite actor/actress Sean Connery or Morgan Freenman
What song are you listening to right now? Gone to Carolina - Shooter Jennings
If you could sucker punch someone right now who would it be? umm idk
Any secrets? maybe...
Unhealthy addictions? no
Unhealthy fascinations? no
Favorite sexual position? Me on my back and her reverse Cowgirl
What do you notice first about opp sex? Smile
Favorite physical part of the opposite sex? Hair
What physical part would you change about yourself? Size of my belly
Soft sensual sex or Porn Star sex? Porn Star Sex
Would you go on a date with someone you met online? Yea and I have before
Work attire? Justin work boots, Carhartt Jeans, T-Shirt, and an old hat
What is your best physical feature? umm idk
Do you think anyone actually has read this far? Maybe...
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My Interests

Hot women, country people, redneckettes, rednecks, women, college kids, Football, Division 1 College Basketball, Copenhagen, Bud Light, Friends, Church, School, TV Production, Recording, Ford Trucks, Duke Basketball, State Football, Carolina Panthers, Red Headed Women, NASCAR and lots more!!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a southern gal. Someone that is like me and likes to do the same things I like, like fishin, huntin, and muddin! I want to meet a gal who I can love for who they are and not what others think. I donâ€™t want to change a gal â€“ I want her to be the same as she was the day I meet her. I want to be able to take this gal to the bar with me knowing other guys are going to stare at her, but not getting jealous because I know I have her and love her to death and they donâ€™t have that opportunity! I want a southern gal who will let me play with her hair and let me pull her to me to kiss her for no reason, but that I love her. I want to meet a gal who will be happy to hang around my family and who will also welcome me into hers. I want a gal who knows how to go out and have a good time, but also likes to stay at home and watch a chick flick cuddled up on the couch together. I want to be able to tell all my friends that sheâ€™s the one! I want to be able to put this gal up on a pedestal and tell her that she is the best and that I love her so much! I want a gal who will let me kiss her forehead, kiss her in the rain, kiss her right in front of my friends, or just kiss her because I know I love her so much. I want to be able to hold her hand when I talk to her, when I drive, or just to hold her hand. I want to be able to protect her and keep her out of harms way. I want her to be able to fall asleep in my arms. If sheâ€™s sick I will stay up all night by her bedside bringing her medicine and letting her know how much I love her. I want a gal who will let me cook them breakfast and serve them breakfast in bed to show how much I care! I want a gal I can sweep off her feet and make all her dreams come true. I want to be able to give her an extra push if she needs it and allow her to rely on me for anything. I want to be able to call her only just to hear her voice or go to her house for just a kiss. If this southern gal sounds like you send me a message or IM me @ BigTiny786!!! I look forward to hearing from her!
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Music:

Country and Classic Rock ONLY (96.9, 103.7, 104.1, 105.7, 95.7, & 99.7)!!! For example I like these bands along with some others: Alabama, Dierks Bentley, Little Big Town, Josh Tuner, Lonestar, Toby Keith, Gretchen Wilson, Blue County, Faith Hill, Leann Rimes, Willie Nelson, Kenny Chesney, Brooks and Dunn, Big and Rich, Tim Mcgraw. Jake Owen, Alan Jackson, Rodney Atkins, Rascal Flatts, Jo Dee Messina, Keith Urban, Carrie Underwood, Kenny Chesney, Jason Aldean, Gary Allan, Jeff Bates, 311 The Academy Is... Afroman Alanis Morissette The Allman Brothers Angels And Airwaves Ani Difranco? Atreyu Basement Jaxx The Beatles Beck Ben Harper? Beth Hart Billy Joel Black Eyed Peas Bloodhound Gang Bob Dylan Bob Marley? Bob Seger Bone Thugs N Harmony Brand New Bruce Springsteen Bush Circa Survive Coldplay? Counting Crows Daft Punk Damien Rice Dashboard Confessional? Dave Matthews Band? David Bowie Death Cab For Cutie Dem Franchise Boyz The Doors Dr. Dre The Eagles The Early November Elisa ELO Elton John Eric Clapton Everclear Fall Out Boy Fatboy Slim Fiona Apple Foo Fighters Franz Ferdinand The Fray Frou Frou The Game Gavin Degraw George Strait Gnarles Barkley Goo Goo Dolls Gorillaz Greatful Dead Green Day Gwen Stefani? Gym Class Heros Hall And Oates Hawthorne Heights Head Automatica Hootie And The Blowfish Howie Day Imogen Heap Incubus India.Arie Jack Johnson Jack's Mannequin? The Jackson 5 James Taylor Janis Joplin Jason Mraz Jay-Z Jewel Jimi Hendrix Jimmy Eat World John Mayer Journey Jump Little Children Kanye West Keane Keith Urban? Kelis Kenny Chesney The Killers Led Zeppelin Live LoveDRUG Ludacris? Lynyrd Skynyrd Madonna Mae Mariah Carey Maroon 5? Marvin Gaye Matchbox 20 Matisyahu Michael Jackson Missy Elliot Missy Higgins? Modest Mouse Montgomery Gentry Motion City Soundtrack Nelly Furtado Nikka Costa No Doubt OAR Oasis Outkast? Paramore Phish Pink Floyd Plain White T's The Postal Service Prince Purple Ribbon Allstars Queen Radiohead Red Hot Chili Peppers? Regina Spektor The Rolling Stones The Roots Saosin Sarah McLaughlin The Shins Sia? Snoop Dogg Something Corporate The Spill Canvas Staind The Starting Line Steely Dan Steve Miller Band Sting and The Police The Strokes Sublime? Taking Back Sunday Teddy Geiger Tenacious D Third Eye Blind? Three Doors Down Three-6-Mafia Thursday T.I. Tim McGraw Toby Keith Tom Petty? Tori Amos Train Tupac U2 Underoath Van Morrison The Verve Pipe Weezer? The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Yellowcard Ying Yang Twins

Movies:

American History X, Boondock Saints, America's Sweethearts Anchorman Animal House Benny And Joon Big Fish The Breakfast Club Center Stage Chicago Closer Clueless Cold Mountain Edward Scissorhands Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind Garden State Girl Interrupted The Graduate High Fidelity House Of Flying Daggers Kill Bill Vol. 1 Kill Bill Vol. 2 Lost In Translation Love Actually Meet The Parents Million Dollar Baby Moulin Rouge The Outsiders Pirates Of The Carribean Rain Man Say Anything Sideways Sin City The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants Sixteen Candles Super Troopers St. Elmo's Fire Walk The Line What's Eating Gilbert Grape Zoolander All Comedy's, All Horror's. and anything Government/Secret Agency/Action-Adventure. I like to see anything once if not again!

Television:

CMT, OLN, GAC, MTV, MTV2, ESPN, USA, TNT, TBS, and Regular Primetime TV! I like shows like the Unit, Law and Order, all the CSIs, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, American Idol Best Week Ever Big Love Chappelle's Show The Colbert Report The Cosby Show The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Flavor Of Love Friends Full House Inside The Actor's Studio Laguna Beach The Late Show With David Letterman Late Night With Conan O'Brien Oprah Project Runway The Real World Saturday Night Live Seinfeld and a lot of other great shows.

Books:

Read Yea Right!!! LOL j/k! I have read Bill Clintons book, several books in the Bible, Dr. Phill's Book, Several Magazines and a few other things here and there.

Heroes:

God, Jesus, Mee-Maw Rie, Uncle Randy, Linda Kelley, My Parents, Hank Williams Jr, DUKE, Trace Adkins, Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, Charlie Daniels, Ms. P, Alan Mueller, CMT, Hubb, Wet-Hay, and some other great people and icons out there.

My Blog

Rules for Living in Charlotte, NC

Charlotte is composed mostly of one street. It just bears many different names. For example, Wendover is the same as Runnymede, is the same as Woodlawn, is the same as Billy Graham, is the same as Su...
Posted by Big Tiny on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:33:00 PST

I AM THIS GUY!!!!!!!

Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.Im the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears.Im ...
Posted by Big Tiny on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:31:00 PST

NORTH vs SOUTH

The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses The North has dating services, The South has family reunions. The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nail...
Posted by Big Tiny on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:06:00 PST

White Power!!!

You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, Spic, Wetback WOP, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger or Chink you call me a racist.You say th...
Posted by Big Tiny on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:09:00 PST

I Am The Guy That Will Do This

LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES.KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS.TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE.TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL.L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER.TELL HER STUPID J0KES T0 MAKE HER LAUG...
Posted by Big Tiny on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:11:00 PST

Her First Time!

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shak...
Posted by Big Tiny on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:28:00 PST

Rules of the South

All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let th...
Posted by Big Tiny on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:37:00 PST