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About Me

my name is briana. im fucking awesome. seriously. i like beer. i like my joshua staples. i like beer pong. i like liquor, but not as much as i like beer. im a vegetarian. i drink alot, but its cool. i absolutly love animals. i live in an apartment with my wonderful, fantastic, tubular, awesome, boyfriend. we basically are the shit. i think gothic people are queer. i quote family guy and movies on a daily basis. i really like spiderman. i talk alot. im really laid back and rarely stressed out about anything. i can be really insensitive, but im usually just kidding. i drive a yellow jeep wrangler. i laugh at my own jokes. i have a really bad memory. i dont do drugs, although i hang out with plenty of people that do. im with my friends alot. they make me laugh. i like old music. i go to parties alot. my jokes always suck. i make fun of people alot. i laugh when people fall down. i laugh when people get hit in the face. i hate low fat stuff. im pretty outgoing. i have a warped sense of humor. i have a tendancy to offend people alot. i have alot of shoes. i like video games. i golf. i bowl. i brake for animals. i shop alot. i think bathroom humor is hysterical. i dont like cocky people. i love doing hair, and i just got my lisence to do it. i have a job at a sweet ass salon and i work with awesome people. hit me up if you need some hair love. i dont like people that brag about how cool they think they are. i dont like pepole who think theyre gangster in york county. im not impressed by fast drivers. i hate chick flicks. i hate hangovers. i hate MTV with a passion. if you want to talk to me my screen name is iwishiwuzcoool.
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My Interests

music, parties, cute little fluffy animals, sleeping, ahhh a nice coooold beer, my gorgeous jeep haha, bowling, frisbee golf, court tv, drawing, pool

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I'd like to meet:

daniel johnston

come to christophers hair studio in the hidenwood shopping center and get yo hair did.

Music:

♥grateful dead
♥the beatles
♥lynyrd skynyrd
♥the pixies
♥sublime
♥sonic youth
♥CCR
♥janis joplin
♥the scissor sisters
♥the eagles
♥the flaming lips
♥counting crows
♥pink floyd
♥bob dylan
♥spoon
♥regina spektor
♥elvis costello
♥wu tang clan
♥Steve miller band
♥the cramps
♥string cheese incedent
♥tenacious D...gotta love the D
♥primus
♥oysterhead
♥jimi hendrix
♥the doors
♥rolling stones
♥sufjan stevens
♥jethro tull...gotta love a man who can play the flute.
♥the who
♥Yes
♥kansas
♥van halen
♥beach boys
♥jimmy buffet
♥eric clapton
♥rush
♥Queen
♥Allman Brothers
♥Doobie Brothers
♥Dave mathews band
♥Billy Joel
♥the white stripes
♥jefferson Airplane
♥fleetwood mac
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♥bone thugz
♥TOOL
♥APC
♥stevie wonder
the list could go on forever

Movies:

TOMMY BOY, anchorman, harold and kumar go to white castle, fear and loathing in las vegas, this is spinal tap, dodgeball, forrest gump, zoolander, office space, requium for a dream, the kill bills,wrongfully accused, reservoir dogs, casino, scarface, boondock saints, goodfellas, sin city, saving silverman, ace ventura pet detective, the wall, jacobs ladder, the shining, all the jaws movies, team america world police, dumb and dumber, requium for a dream, fright night, oceans 11 and 12, theres somthing about mary, monty python movies, mall rats, south park bigger longer and uncut, who framed roger rabbit, the rock, face off, scary movie 1,2,3 and 4, half baked, stewie griffin the untold story, the edge, sixteen candles, the lost boys, ET, alice in wonderland, airplane, home alone 1 and only 1, all of the austin powers, deliverance, pet semetary, last house on the left, nightmare on elm street, the amityville horror, the jackass movie, american history x, ghostbusters, liar liar, happy gilmore, billy madison, old school, awakening, one flew over the cuckoos nest, what about bob, the jerk, christmas vacation, vegas vacation, european vacation, vacation, freddy got fingered, road trip, black sheep. its pretty much never ending.

Television:

i dont really watch too much tv. but when i do i watch family guy, aqua teen hunger force, ummm seinfeld, all the court tv shows (im a dork), animal planet =), adult swim on cartoon network has got to be my favorite though.

Books:

james patterson

Heroes:

my daddy. jessica. josh. emily. all of my amazing friends.

My Blog

yuck

yuck. hungover. but its cool.
Posted by The Pen is Mightier on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 10:00:00 PST

mmm pancakes

im fucking starving. emily i are about to go to ihop. i hate school. im getting my hair done again friday. i think like a dark purple color with other colors in it too. not sure yet though. its g...
Posted by The Pen is Mightier on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 07:06:00 PST

damn homie

saw 2 has got to be one of the grossest movies ive ever seen. its pretty damn sweet though. and house of wax...wow. it kind of made me like...want to shoot myself in the face. but thats just me. oh an...
Posted by The Pen is Mightier on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:55:00 PST

vanilla ice ice baby

so i went to this halloween party tonight and got felt up by a gynacologist. haha. lots and lots of people crammed into a tiny apartment and go figure i show up in a costume that is the size of like ...
Posted by The Pen is Mightier on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 08:52:00 PST

pamela

seeing pam walk out in a dress made my fucking day. i still think it would have been funny to beat the shit out of her with the 2 by 4's we were all standing by. hahahaha.
Posted by The Pen is Mightier on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 09:19:00 PST

life sucks.

god this has got to be the worst week of my life. everything is really sucking right now. dont you hate that? were you finally start to cheer up about everything then somthing just shoots you down aga...
Posted by The Pen is Mightier on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:06:00 PST

fuckin....buns of honey.

i ate two honey buns at cosmetology today. and now my tummy feels weird. fuckin....damn. and now i have to go to work. but after that im going to see brett at work . but for now. uh huh....
Posted by The Pen is Mightier on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:07:00 PST

uhhhhhhhhh

amelapay?
Posted by The Pen is Mightier on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 04:04:00 PST

mm. barf.

ok so i went to court the other day and go figure i mak ea full out of myself. so i was the second person called up there in front of a hole court room full of people and i walk up there and put my li...
Posted by The Pen is Mightier on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 07:43:00 PST

fuckin funeral processions.

i have court today. now more people can know how big of a moron i am. last time i had the honors of being one of the first people called up. i wish i knwe of someone else who has unlawfully joine...
Posted by The Pen is Mightier on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 07:48:00 PST