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About Me

Im 21 years old... and I hate it when old people add me. So if you're what I consider old... and you add me... be prepared to be made fun of (too bad I'm not defining what I think old is so essentially if YOU think you're old don't bother). For me, Drama = a problem. I dislike it. I do not deal with it. If it's not serious enough to bareknuckle box over, don't bring it to me like you're upset. If you wanna step up, prepare to get booty-hole-pirated and other unsavory things. Ask around. Anyone'll tell you. I'm bred from badasses.
:: freaking AWESOME ninja move insterted here ::

Let me tell you bout a girl I know... yes I do like hip hop and rock and roll. I sing in the car, but not in the shower. I play "ring around the house" with my dogs, Marley and Sheeba. The Red Hot Chili Peppers make me think about dancing in hippie clothes in the middle of a busy intersection. I really hate phones. I hate mine (which is why it's never on) and what's more, I hate yours too. Death to phones... and shoes. I dont do anything extreme and/or cool. Pretty much anyone who refuses to wear shoes abstains from doing anything extreme or cool. Unless you spend alot of time on the Savannah, and then I assume you'd be spending your days off out-running lions and other tasks well suited to that climate.
My favorite thing to do in the world is make people smile. If you're blue... I'll fart or something to make you laugh. If you've got troubles... I've got a hankie. If you need money... you're not alone hahaha! I dont care if you're a stranger or a friend, I still want you to be happy. If you want me to hate you, disrespect me or lie to me. Thats what really gets my goat. If you want me to love you, just ask. I gots no money, but that's ok. "It's not like I wear jewelry or anything" hahahaha!!
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I'd like to meet:

A Sasquatch. i think that'd be truly righteous namely because sasquatches are huge. and when youre huge AND hard to find... you must be pretty fucking clever!

My Blog

Maniacal Laugh-- and a poop story

You thought that last one was going to be a poop story didnt you? Nope. I'm just so clever I can get you to read whatever I want by making the title interesting. BUT!!! I hate to disappoint. So...When...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:45:00 GMT

Frustration and Constipation rhyme for a reason

I just dont know what it is. Yesterday I thanked Tony for all the corpses he points out to me. Figure that shit out. ANYWHO....The spiders have started using nano-technology to make the spiders small ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 06:20:00 GMT

Cut and Paste from Suicide Girls

Haha and you thought they had nothing but naked ladies. Read this republicans: Remember when the Republicans fought tooth and nail to make sure bonuses could be paid to bank employees if those banks r...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:25:00 GMT

I wonder who's watching me now?

The fucking SPIDERS!!!!! I mercilessly brutalized 7 of them yesterday evening, along with one of their unsavory cousins, the mosquito. They sent scouts into my bedroom, into Tony's car, and into the k...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:40:00 GMT

My Manmeat

Who is your man?Tony! How long have you been together?4 years and some odd monthsDating/..Engaged/..Married?DatingHow old is your man?26You or your man:Who eats more?I do! Unless we're at Fogo. He can...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:15:00 GMT

You know it's good when he thinks you did something wrong

Thought you'd get details didn't you? Fucking perverts! I just wanted you to know how pimp I am. :D
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 08:12:00 GMT

Sheeba, Shake yo stank ass!!!

My dog has the stinkiest butt in the whole world! She finds new and exciting ways to fart on you without you noticing. Some of the classics:1. The Squeaky Standing Fart-She'll put her front feet on th...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:11:00 GMT

Dirty Tricks

Tony the Terrible did something awful to me today. We were driving down yet another country road on our way to work, and we saw a bunny in the middle of the road. First, it darted our way, then it cha...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:10:00 GMT

Eight-legged teensy weensy beasts

Today, I killed three spiders. That's right. I am a serial spider killer. And I dont care. :: song and dance number :: They're still in my home, wandering about and dropping on my tuffet whenever they...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:16:00 GMT

Soul nooks

Yesterday was just surreal. I felt fine, but it seems like the whole world was falling in on everyone else. I got into the elevator at work with a nice lady who held the elevator doors for me... She w...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:26:00 GMT