Blade Ya Dead Homie

Gun shots rang out as Police had no choice but to gun down 20 year old, Blade Brown at his East Moline apartment late Monday night. He was under suspition from Rock Island County officials of smoking crack in the back of a black cadillac behind Gas-N-Dash. When Sheriff; Jerry Only presented the warrant to arrest Brown, Brown retaliated with gun fire, killing 22 Partol men, 18 elephants, and Ron Jeremy in the 20 minute shoot-out. Neighbors of Brown's say he was yelling something about "THE CIA put a chip in his brain!" says Robert Vanwhinkle, 65 of East Moline.Blade's carcus is going to be delivered straight to Tyson's Food packing to be hamburgerized...Take that QUAD CITIES!!!!..